Fancy Anniversary Dinner

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm the general manager here restaurant,
and I was looking for our anniversary girl, Hannah.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yes, hi, Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
How's it going. So I'm the general manager of the
restaurant and I was looking through our reservation books the
other day and I saw that you and your husband
have booked a private room for your twenty five year
wedding anniversary. That's exciting.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, we're very excited. We kind of thought we'd go
all out.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, that is amazing and I am so excited to
spend the evening with you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well oh oh, you mean it's sort of like the concierge,
if you will, to make sure this is going well.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, you know, I love love. And when I saw
in the reservation book that you guys had reserved the
private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary, I
cleared my schedule so I will also be the Oh
what a beautiful thing it is. Twenty five years that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Wait, I'm sorry, yeah, a private room, right, you're not
gonna time.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Nobody else will be able to bug us and I
hope it's okay. But I did take the liberty of
hiring some entertainment for the evening, and I've got some
special things planned.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, I'm sorry. We didn't ask for any special things plan.
We just wanted the room, private room, wonderful meal. Yes,
what do you mean other things plan?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We'll get all that done. And do you like jello?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, I'm sorry? What noe?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No? Okay, because I have a Jello mold being made.
It says twenty five years. That's for the middle of
the table. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, we did not order a Jello mold.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh, that's for free. It's just to be just just
a little decoration for you guys. Some you can take
home with you if you want. Nothing travels like jello.
And also, I want to run by the bands for you.
I want to run them by see which one you'd
want me to book or all three?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Didn't we didn't book a band. I don't want you
talking about I know.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I saw that you didn't book a band when you
booked the private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary,
and I was like, well, we need to get a
band in there. This is a big deal. So I've
got a couple options. They are already ready to go.
I can book all three.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
We don't want you selling me on a band, okay,
we just want the private room, the nice meal. You
can cancel the jello mome okay, okay, and we don't
want you there.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, I will tell you I'm not trying to upsell you.
This is my treat. So one of the guys.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
We don't want it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
We don't want it.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
We haven't heard of Tommy the Piper. No, I want
you to picture this. Okay, you guys are all dressed up,
it's your twenty five year wedding anniversary. You walk into
our private room and you're serenaded by Tommy the Piper.
He's the city's best bagpiper. I want a clip on
his music there. It's pretty impressive, is it.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Don't you understand? Okay, we don't want a big paper,
we don't want you hummering over us. Okay, we just
want a nice, wonderful private night, but just us. And
we don't want any of his other crap. Why do
you not understand that?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What about the kazoo band? Because I've got those guys
so too, that's the second for their music. It's very peaceful.
They do all kinds of things. This is them doing that. Okay,
the star wars.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, we're done. No, no, we're done. Candle the reservation.
Cancel the reservation. If you're not going to listen to
me when I'm telling you something, I'm not coming to
your restaurant.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, can I run one more? Because I figure you know,
if you don't like those.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Do you your head in the baby like, what the
hell is wng of you? Cancel the reservation?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I can't do that, though, what do you? You
can't exactly because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Jack set you up. It's a joke. He said that
you guys are celebrating your twenty fifth wedding anniversary and
booked like a fancy private dinner and he wanted to
mess with you. Oh my god, happy anniversary. You sure,

(04:26):
I got a banjo player ready to go to if
you want. Oh, Jack, wake up every morning with Jubile
phone pranks