FBI Agent calls Winston regarding his Vegas vacation

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jewbile phone framesday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, Hello, is this Winston?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is it hi Winston. My name is Detective Pete Eakins.
I'm calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and I
was hoping to steal a few minutes of your time.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm calling in regards to your recent Vegas vacation.
Oh okay, what.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Were you not in Las Vegas, Nevada in the past
three weeks?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Did you or did you.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Not win a large sum of money on a slam machine?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That was pretty random. I was really brilliant.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Happy you expect me to believe that it was random?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah? Is there a problem, because.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, the problem is there was nothing about that. It
was rigged machine.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoao. I don't know what happened
with that. All I know is I went in. We
were playing for hours, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Believe, wins Winston.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Winston, listen, We've gone back and reviewed the security footage
and we know that you're not part of the illegal
gambling operation that has been rigging machines. You just real
the unfortunate person to sit at that machine and the
time it was supposed to give someone five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Wow, okay, I did so. So I'm I'm not at
fault for anything, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Because you're not at fault, but you are in danger.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I am really confused.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
This organization, the organization that has been rigging slot machines
throughout Las Vegas, is very notorious organized crime family. And
you happened to step in front of the person who
was supposed to be sitting there when it gave out
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So there's some like Mafia's family that's like after.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Me or something like m not just one of the
biggest ones. Yes, I'm sorry to inform you of that
right now. It's gonna be kind of scary.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, So, uh, I don't really know what to do.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Where are you right now? Listen?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I mean I'm at home, really cough uard here because.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
They know where you're at.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is why I hate to be so abrupt, But
they know where you're at, and they probably any moment.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well then okay, okay, so then nine to one one,
like police or something gotta be outside, right, I mean,
if you're the FBI, then the police are probably here.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We're going to need you to play balls? What we're
going to need you to do?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Payball? Okay, So what do I do?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
What do I do?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Like, there's a couple of agents that are on the
way to your house right now that will come into
your backyard and they will not park out front, and
they're going to put a wire on you. And when
these mops are show up at your door, you need
to invite them in and have a conversation with them.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I need to have a conversation with them. Yes, I'm
just gonna like have guns.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It like they will definitely be armed heavily.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Bro No, you guys, hey, get like a stunting double
or something in here. Man, I'm not trying to do
all that because you know how these people Bethody, just
what happened?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let me.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Can you hide? Hide behind a couch or something? Do
not let them see you?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Are you wearing a bulletproof ess? Are you wearing a
bulletproof est?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Why?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Why wouldn't you have Why wouldn't you have a bullet
proof phone? Right now?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Man? I just wait, they just knocked care.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Hey, when's I'm going to tell you something? What that
was your girlfriend, Stacy that knocked at the door because
this is actually double from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brink on you and your girlfriend said you up.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
She told us, man, I was about to I got
the knife in my hands. I going to do with
that man.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
She told us how you want between the bullets five
thousand dollars on a slot machine in Vegas and wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
That was her knocking at the door.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can see you run down the street car.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
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