Five Years of Petty Revenge: The Gum Trap Phone Prank

Imagine stepping in gum every morning at work… only to find out it wasn’t an accident! In this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank, a man gets a call from “HR” about his sticky shoe situation — but things take a wild turn when the caller admits they’re the one behind it. What started as a simple complaint spirals into five years of perfectly petty revenge. Tune in for the twist, the meltdown, and the laughter that follows on The Jubal Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewble phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hi,
this is p Dekins. Is this Paul? Yeah, Hey Paul,
we've never met. I'm calling from Corporate HR and I
just need to speak with you real quick about something

(00:21):
that I have heard has been going on in the office.
Do you have a moment. Yeah, yeah, somebody alerted me
the other day that you had stepped in gum actually
in the office hallway. Is that what happened?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, actually, not just that, several days, a couple of
days in a row, I have.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, wow, so you're just so, a couple of days
in a row, you're walking into work or walking down
the hall to your desk and you step an actual
gum that was just on the floor in the office.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, okay. How did that feel when that happened?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, they felt gross, and you know, you know, I
don't I don't know why it's there, Why people aren't
respecting the environment?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah? Yeah, the office environment. I mean, throwing gum on
the carpet of an office is kind of ridiculous, don't
you think, right?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah? More than once?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have any idea who it might
be That's why I'm calling trying to figure all this
stuff out, because you know, there's been instances of this
and I I heard that you were you were talking
about it around your coworker. So somebody told me that
they had heard you say something. So you any idea
who it might be.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
No, I haven't seen anybody drop it or anything like that. Yeah, okay, yeah,
it's it's just frustrating because I had to you know,
I lost, I had to throw away. I got stuck
to the bottom of.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What Oh, I just said, serve your right, that's all anyway,
So you had to get rid of a pair of
shoes because of gum? Huh?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, it's uh, you know, it's it's everyone. What do
you say?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, I was just I was just said, go ahead,
continue to let me know so I can make some
notes here in the in the file about the gum
that's been that you've been stepping in on your way
to your desk.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It sounds like you said paybacks.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I did say that. How did it feel, Paul?
Huh yeah, a little something, Paul. All right. I might
work in corporate HR, but it doesn't mean I don't
know how to play dirty.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
So you're telling me that you're the person that's been
putting the gum on the floor.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, guilty is charged. Yeah, I've been actually waiting until
you get to work, and then I just roll a
piece of chewed gum right in front of you. You don't
even notice me there because you're such an idiot.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What the what the what the Yeah? Why? First off,
why are you calling me? And secondly, what the what
the man?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm just calling you just so I can let you know,
because I think you deserve to know exactly why your
shoes are getting ruined. Okay, And I want to remind
you I work in corporate HR, so you need better
act right when you're talking to me.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't give it if you work at HR or
you're the president, it's not Let me take you.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Do you want to go on a little gumless walk
with me down memory lane, Paul? Huh, so I can
explain exactly why I've been throwing gum in your path
so you can step in and ruin your shoes. Yeah,
five years ago when you started at this company, do
you remember, Yes, you remember where you parked. I parked
in the same spot every single day for six years

(04:01):
before you got here, Paul, and since your first day,
you've been parking there now and I had to move
my spot, so I've been planning for five years to
take you down.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You've been planning for five years to ruin my shoes.
Psychopath you man?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hey, Paul, home, Paul, this is actually Jewel from the
Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your
coworker Steven set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
He said that you've been stepping on gum on your
way to your desk the last couple of days and
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well that is true?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, go wake up every morning with Jebal phone Franks