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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from Resorts and
Turks and Caicus. I was looking for Izzy, who's going
to be having a wedding here next week.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, this is she.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi, Izy, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I I'm good, I'm you know, I'm stressed and oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
With the wedding stuff. I imagine next weekend is when you
plan on tying the knot with your fiance and you've
got a bunch of family friends all that stuff coming
into town and made all the arrangements and would have
been a beautiful thing. But yeah, yeah, we have big news,
(00:51):
very exciting. Are you a Lady Gaga fan?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
She's I mean, she's fine.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh okay, well, huge Lady Gaga fan over here. And
guess who has also booked a stay that weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, yes, so okay, so what does that have to
do with my wedding?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So I didn't hear?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, well I'll just tell you if Lady Gaga I
didn't know if if that's if Lady Gaga has booked
the weekend at our resort and she's booked every room
because she's having a huge underwater themed poetry slam that
we're putting together. Isn't that amazing? I mean, only gogs
would think of to do that an underwater poetry slam.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So okay, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just not understanding.
What are you What are you saying? Like, I don't
what does this have to do with my wedding?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, Lady Gaga booked every room in the resort and
now we're going to be dedicated to doing the underwater
poetry Slam hosted by Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yah, which is amazing for us. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Go ahead, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So are
you telling me that I'm sorry? I'm really having a
hard time wrapping my head around this. It doesn't really
make any sense.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I know, it's crazy, right who we thought Lady Gaga
would be here posting her underwater theme poetry slam.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm sure your mind's going nuts too.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No, I'm not talking about Lady Gaga. I'm talking about
the fact that you're telling me that I can't have
my wedding here now. I've had this venue booked for
months and.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Months because of Lady Gaga's underwater theme poetry slam. No,
I mean talk about a story that you can tell
your kids.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
This is insane.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I mean, and that's what we thought. We're like, this
is insane. Lady Gaga wants to do what what I'm
talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Are you? Is this really how you do business? Uh? Okay,
I mean I bought family, They've bought their tickets like
they're flying in. Everyone's already paid for all of this,
Like what my wedding isn't a week?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
We can move you to another venue.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
And also completely refund me and everyone who's booked a
room there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's much cheaper. A little property we just bought. It's
a small motel in Little Rock, Arkansas, but we're fixing
it up. It's going to be a really cool place.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, no, absolutely not. Are you I'm oh my god,
you expect me to go from Turks and Caicos to
a motel in Little Rock, Arkansas?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But are you stupid? Are you stupid? Give you about
this for literally two seconds? Are you kidding me? Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, you know you get to take over the whole
motel and there's a few diners in the town. They
also do karaoke every Thursday night in the motel believe.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I cannot even believe that this is happening right now.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh my goodness, Oh no, is he? Are you still there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I am so sorry. The motel just got booked by
Blake Lively.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
This cannot be real. This, this has to be a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your bridesmaids.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh my gosh, she wanted to mess with you before
the wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wait, oh my god, my heart is like hammering in.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
My ches right now.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That is that is? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
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