Getting fired is kinda lit in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. In today's Phone Prank, Daniel wants to prank her friend Scott because he missed an important work deadline and he's afraid he's going to get in trouble so Jubal Fresh calls to fire him with an airhorn! It's about to be lit!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
weyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, this is Scott. Hey, Scott,
how are you? My name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling
from the corporate HR department. Are you um, I'm well,

(00:24):
Thank you for asking. I appreciate that is everything? Okay,
that's a good question to ask. Usually when somebody calls
you from the human resources department at a large corporation,
there's it's usually a problem, isn't it. Yeah, the first
time hearing of it. Yeah, you know when I when
you do a job like mine and you're in HR

(00:45):
and you have to call people and talk about problems
all day and oh went through around a layoffs a
while back. You have to call people and let them
know that they are no longer employed with the company.
It is a tough job. It's hard to go home
some nights and feel good about yourself when when all
you do all day as fire people. I'm a little
thrown for a loop. I mean you you said that

(01:05):
all you do is fire people twelve hours ado sometimes
depends how many people I got to act that day. Yeah,
it's all I do. Yeah, And I wish I could
cut you up. Well, what does this have to do
with me? If this is in regards to the deadline
last week I have already spoken about we're on the
same is the deadline you're talking about, the one that

(01:27):
you missed, the very important one that I'm looking at
in my notes here. Well yeah, but I mean my
my priorities were not really clear for that week, and
I had already spoken to my boss. We're speaking of priorities.
Speaking of speaking of priorities, this would be a great
moment for me to bring up something. Okay, Scott, Yeah,

(01:51):
you are priorities and the companies priorities do not a line.
We got on a line priorities, and you know what
happens without priorities thrown a line. He's getting fired. So
get your stuff and get out of the door. Security
you'll be there in five minutes, and um, they'll let's
go to you out. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
This is so screwed up. Did you just I'm sorry?

(02:13):
You know the dance hall hornen there? Oh yeah, I's so.
It's kind of a hip hop air horn and beat
that you know. I find no I know what it is.
Did you say that I'm being let go? Yo? You
just got fired because you missed the deadline at this
company deadlines. It is the deadlines, and you cannot miss deadlines.

(02:35):
So you got an hour to get out of the building.
Security will be there in just a minute to help you,
and you have an hour to get out. I'm sorry.
This is so fun that you miss the deadline. I know,
I agree, and I would love to talk more. That's
not what I'm talking about, that that you're yelling that
I'm being fired. I mean, oh, healy, I know I

(02:56):
have This is totally inappropriate, and this isn't how to
do things. I want to let you know that you
have just a little under an hour now to pack
your stuff up at your desk, and I want you
to make sure that you what is that music playing?
Are you kidding me? When you're delivering bad news, it's
good to set the mood and make it feel a
little better. So I also play some music sometimes. Oh

(03:18):
that's not a thing. The best way to fire people is,
you know, make them feel good at the same time.
So that's why I try to do what's my manager's name? Yeah,
what's your manager's name my manager, do you know Noneya?
I'm sorry, Nanya none you do you know? Nneya? Oh?
Like none of my business? This is really cute And

(03:42):
that's right, you got that really bad job. Correct. I
was talking about my manager being named none you because
it's none of your business. So I don't even work
for this company. This is Jewels on the Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your friend Danielle
has set you up. No, oh my god, Oh my god,
I got you. No way, you are gonna get it

(04:05):
so bad. You better watch yourself from hampy office. Oh
my god. All sounded really weird. Sounds in apprepris The
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