Groomsmen Passed Out

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, yeah, this is Tom. I don't know how these
guys got in my backyard, but you need to come
get them.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, I guess I don't really know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh what's your name? First of all?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Uh, it's Abby Abby. Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, I don't know what this is all about. So
if you could just come get them, I would appreciate
it because I can't wake any of them up, and
they are just passed out everywhere and obviously very sloppy.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, are you talking about like a grown man? Like?
Were you sorry? You're giving me no information?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
All I look. All I know is I came home
and I walked in the house and then I saw
in the backyard by my pool what looked to be
feeped and I walked out and there was six guys
all passed out. One of them had this little stamp
on them and said if lost call this number. So
I'm calling the number and I needed to pick them up.
And I don't know what this is about. I'm very upset.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Actually, Oh my god. Okay, do you do you live
in Las Vegas?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes? I do, And that doesn't mean every place in
Vegas is a pool party. I live out outside of Vegas. Actually,
I don't even know where these guys came from, how
they got here, nothing, but they are Uh wait.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You live an hour outside of Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, and live an hour outside Vegas. I was gone
for the weekend. I get back and it looks like
they were throwing a party in my pool. You're lucky.
I on press charges. Actually, as a matter of fact,
I might press charges.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh my god, what the oh my god. Okay, okay, okay,
I'm sorry. Just give me a second to figure this out.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's I don't really have a second. I need these
guys out of my yard.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, okay, Well that's my it's my fiance and his
in his bachelor party, and our wedding is tomorrow, and
he's supposed to be on a flight, So I'm trying
to figure out logistically what to do right now. Can
you like throw some water on them? Like, I don't
really know what to do here.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
He said he has a flight to catch.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, his flight was supposed to leave an hour ago,
and my fyance, Like, I don't know what were they doing? Okay, Okay,
I'm just I'm trying to figure this out. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm very confused.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Here.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Did you give them my address and tell them they're
a party in my house? Is that what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, I have no idea what they were doing to
get an hour outside of Vegas. Like I'm freaking out
right now. I don't know how they got there. I
don't know, like I hadn't been Like, I'm so sorry.
Please don't press charges. Like they're they're good guys. They're
not like violent or anything, like they their their accountants. Like,
oh my god, I'm like, I don't know what to do.
Our wedding is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're getting married tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm getting married tomorrow. So I'm dealing with a lot
right now, like appointment wise, like I'm supposed like I'm
supposed to be going to get my hair done in
like thirty minutes. Like please, like, can you try and
wake them up so they can I have to find
them another flight? Oh my god, Like can you I'll
call them an uber to come get them, Like, my god,
I can't believe he did this. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You sound upset?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I'm upset. I'm upset because my husband is potentially
in legal trouble. And I've spent our entire savings on
this wedding, and my god, I I don't know what
I'm gonna do, Like, oh, like I know, no one
in Vegas to come get him, Like I know this
isn't your problem, but like tomorrow, I'll.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Tell you what, okay, because I can tell you're upset.
It sounds like he's going to miss your wedding because
he got drunk and somehow passed out in my yard
an hour outside of Vegas, which has happened before with
these Bachelor parties. I don't know why it always happens
to me, but it does happen. I can help you out.
I think, what if I just wake him up, get
him ready, and then we do it like a zoom thing.

(03:37):
It will cost you a thousand dollars, but we can
do that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, No, I'm not gonna pay you one thousand dollars
to zoom in my husband. Like that's that's not right.
This is gonna work.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
You've convinced me. I'll catch a flight out there and
be a stand in.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I no, I don't know who the you are,
Like I'm I'm like, I'm gonna go like I need
to figure this out, Like I don't even care if
he showed up tomorrow. This is so responsible.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know that he's
actually on the plane. And this is Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your fiance.
Liam set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
He said you were worried he wasn't gonna make it
back from Vegas from his bachelor party and wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah. Well no, oh my god, my god, Well, I
guess our first nat of marriage. He didn't be sleeping
on the house

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

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