He Thought IKEA Sent This to His House… and Then It Got Way Worse

What starts as a routine IKEA furniture assembly call quickly spirals into one of the most uncomfortable—and hilarious—Jubal Phone Pranks yet. Freddy expects a normal delivery follow-up, but instead gets a caller who sounds a little too committed to the job… and maybe already inside the house. As the conversation escalates, confusion turns into panic, threats of police calls fly, and the truth is revealed in classic Jubal Show fashion.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
I'm ready to build for you.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hello, is this Freddy? M?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, this is Freddy?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me
of a character from a movie series that I liked
a lot and nightmares. And I'm sorry, I'll probably get
that a lot, don't you, Freddy? Oh? Is it? Oh?
I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Juniper

(00:47):
and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website. I'm
the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today, okay,
and I'm very excited to get to work. You're from Ikea. Yes,

(01:09):
the furniture is simply that you ordered.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, what time are you supposed to be at
my house?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Cutlery what what? Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet. I hope not.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, I have not white cutlery. Why not like a
box knife?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay
the wood out and let it breathe for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that? Like?
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh? I'm great and do what I love Every single
day I get to put together mom.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?
Or are you like they're starting to freak me out?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh? I don't know why you're freaked out. I just
I'm letting you know that I'm available whenever you need
me to begin work. I just have to get myself
out of the box first and then I'll get started.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hold up, what do you mean out of the box.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's just a term that I use for getting started
on taking all the furniture out of the boxes and
piecing them together in your living room or wherever you
want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting together

(02:55):
that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry and they
put it together. I've seen that before. Dude.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling Ikea right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. I don't care how

(03:28):
frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay
getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay? So should I exit the property? Then? If you
don't want me to be putting.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Together, you mean should you exit the property? What the
hell does that mean? Are you in my house?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, the boxes were delivered. They're in my house.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What the you're saying? Are you in one of the
boxes that was delivered?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise for you, But it's.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Surprise you damn right at a surprise.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, right now,
you're all I'm pressing charges. I'm calling IKEA. Holy, are
you in my house right now?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
If you call IKEA, you may have to give them
a different name because they might not know my name.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Holy. Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang
up right now, the cops, Freddy.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is actually Jebel from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone break on you and your girlfriend Casey. Set you up,
good book. It's a joke. She said that you guys
got some of my Kia boxes the other day and
we're waiting for a furniture as simply person to call
you and she wanted to freak you out. Wake up

(05:02):
every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties,