Hilario fixes your face in today's Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. People take faces seriously and that's why Hilario aka Jubal Fresh calls to mess it up!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Brainy
Day Mornings, that's twenties. Who Hi is this Jenna? Yeah,
it's this Jenna. This is Alexis over Salana, Spa. How
are you doing? Hello? You good? Hey? I know you
have a facial booked a little bit later this afternoon.

(00:23):
Unfortunately she's been double booked and she won't be able
to do your facial today. Oh no, yeah, but but
no worries because, honestly, girl, there's this guy here who
is a guest esthetician at the salon right now. His
name's Lario, and he is amazed. I think he's like,
he wants to talk to you right now, Jenna. Yes,

(00:44):
I'm gonna give you the phone, Jenna, Jenna, Yes, okay,
Hello Joanna's Lario? Hi? How are you? I don't know.
Lario would like to ask you how you do? I'm good?
How are you ready for pretty time? You gotta be kidding?
Are you serious? So sorry? Jenna? Ilario Ilario Elariolario Joe,

(01:09):
especially when it come to the complexion Ilario non worldwide
facial artistry. Yes, um, can I speak to the girl
I just spoke to Alexis you would like to speak
to Alexis over Ilario. Yes, please m holding thanks for

(01:36):
holding this as Alexis. How can I help hi Alexis is?
Um there anyway I can switch facialist. Oh you were
talking to Alario? Um? What's going on? I don't know.
It just sounds a little weird over the phone, and
he making me uncomfortable. Just I honestly like, just go
along with it because you will be looking so fly girl. Okay,

(02:00):
you won't even know what he's talking about half the time.
I'm just like, yeah, yeah, just do you know you're
doing a great job, you know, honestly because your skin
will be cool owing. I'm gonna send you back over time. Okay, okay, okay, Allo, Jenna, Ilario,

(02:23):
you speak to Alexis. Yes, yes, you're asking about more
about your credential. You'll never see Ilario on the learning channel.
Learning channel, facial girl, don't do a story and Lario
two times. That's the artistry of the face, which I do.

(02:44):
Illario very exclusive client list. Jenna could be one. But
Jenna not doing a good job convincing that Ilario should
sit on a face. Excuse me, yes, you want Lario
sit on face or no, oh no, definitely not. Um.
I just want Elario sit for hours creating perfect face.

(03:09):
What do you mean like sitting on the face, sitting
in the chair, creating the face for you, contouring every
inch of your face. I sit with your face for hours,
and you know want it? I don't really know. I

(03:30):
do not want to face accepting anymore. Elario, change point
of view, Ilario, only want face. That push away is
new movement in Lario artwork. Push me with your face. Honestly,
I just don't feel comfortable. Can we just cancel my appointment? Please?
Not refundable? Ilario Gitimoni's goodbye. I was just told last
minute that it got switched to a new aspetition that

(03:52):
should be on you guys, not on me. Yes, but
it is on you. You cancel. Ilario Here, Ilario, seat
for our What's a phone prank? Excuse me? This is
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend and he set you up.
Oh my god, what's up to you? Oh my god?

(04:14):
I was starting to get so uncomfortable never coming back
to this place again. Nope, your appointment is still good,
Oh my god. Okay, yeah, and I don't think it's
going to be a Lario doing it. You pushed him
away too much with your face. Thank god. The Jewel
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