Hilario gets your hair did in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Jubal Fresh calls a women that has an appointment to get her hair did but the Salon calls her to let her know her normal stylist won't make it! However, Hilario is filling in and he will do whatever he wants to your hair because he's an artist!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Brain
Day Mornings, that's twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Hannah? Yes,
it is hey Hannah. It's Alexis over at Salon. How
you doing? Okay? How are you? Hey? Good? I know

(00:21):
you have an appointment a little later this afternoon, but
just wanted to reach out and let you know that
Stephanie is not feeling well. She's going to be out
for the remainder of the day. Oh man, okay, yeah,
so I was able to keep your appointment. And actually
you're in luck because he's a guest stylist and he
does an amazing work. His name is Alario. And seriously, girl, like,

(00:41):
you're gonna want to go with Alario over Stephanie once? Like,
once you're let me, I'm just gonna transfer your tim Okay,
Oh okay, hell yeah, Hi, I don't know, they just
transport me over to you. Yes, Ilario, Okay, No, Actually

(01:06):
I'm okay with just rescheduling. I think I just rather
no okay, no, yes, no, no, Ilario. You do not know, Hilario.
I'm no, I don't. I don't know. You do not
you never see you. I mean I've been going to
Stephanie for years now, and this is honestly like, It's
been over year since I've had a haircut, and I

(01:27):
want Stephanie to cut my hair. Ilario Elario come from Europe.
A guest stylist. Ilario treated with disrespect from Hannah. Ilario
will not allow disrespect Eladio. I don't mean to disrespect you.
I'm just I hear your guest stylist. But I don't
know where you can. Excuse me, excuse me, Ilario, Ilario
have question. You call Elario stylist? Yes, Ilario here correctly

(01:50):
you call it Eladio stylist. Yeah, yes, they said you're
guest stylist. Ilario would like to say, Hannah, you call
Elario stylist. I would. I would reach down by your
mouth and I would put my fingers together and I
would flick you on the lips until you shut up.
You shut a little white hat lips. Okay, I think

(02:10):
of her enough. I don't care who you are. I
am not getting my hair cut with you today. Ilaria,
create arts with your hair, whether you like or not. Hello,
Oh hang up, Illario, Hello, Papa Elario back, Ilario, call
you gunny. You don't keep out of it that easy.

(02:33):
Get this number, Ilario, call you back, because once you
have scheduled with Ilario, you never get out. I never
scheduled with you. I sceduled with Stephanie and she's out
today and I have no interest in having you my
hair Stephanie. Ilaria feeling for Stephanie stefinitely not artists like Ilario.
Stephanie is a great stylist and she doesn't threaten violence,

(02:57):
So I am not going to you. I don't care
if who the Ilario on the way to your house.
Ilaria create art, Ilario, chief side of head purple accent.
You're gonna shave my head? Paw purple thought each side. Yes,
I don't want that. Why would anybody ever want that?
The heart of her life, Elaria create art. I don't

(03:18):
want you to create art. I just want Stephanie to
cut my hair. And I want to get my hair
cut with Stephanie, and I will wait for her to
come back because what you want to do it to
my head is insane. I will never sit footing that
hair salone is bad. Laria tell you it's a prank,
so you wait for a while. Yes, what what Ilaria

(03:38):
want to do it to your hair is not hair, God,
is not. Her style is art is prank. It's frank
what he's talking about now. No, I said prank because
this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a
phone prank on you. My god, it's a Joe. Your

(03:58):
style is Stephanie sat you up? Definitely. Oh, I am
going to kill her. I am going to kill She
said that you have an appointment with her later today.
I wanted me to mess with you, so I think
you're still lying to do And I've been looking forward
to this haircut for months. And she knows that the
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