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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
hey there, this is Pdeakins's, assistant to the president of
the Homeoders Association. I was looking for Miles.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
This is Miles.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey there, Miles. How you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm okay, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm great. I got some thing to talk about though. Okay,
I'm not sure if you heard. My name's Peedeakins, assistant
to the president of the Homeoters Association. And I was
on my morning rounds and I noticed a little something.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
My pleasant morning was shook, absolutely jarred. Okay, would you
like to explain the sounds coming from your backyard?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The sounds coming from my backyard? What he's talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Crashing, jingling sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I have no idea what you get to the point?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What are you talking about? Okay, I'll go ahead and
explain it to you. There is an unapproved wind shime
in the back.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh the wind chime is why you're calling me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And I went ahead and checked your file and Nope,
no approval for a wind chime. So you want to
talk to me about that? Hm? You guys are crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
An approval for a wind chime? Is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
M m mmm mm hmmmm. Well, you got no approof
for the wind chime, and so I'm gonna have to
find you for that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh yeah, m hm, send the bill, Send the bill
my way. I'll be sure to throw right into the shredder,
don't you. You've got some nerve.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know, I didn't talk about the it's the hot
water heater yet as well?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What are you talking about the hot water heater? Well
in my house? Do you know anything about my hot
water heater?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's sat a little too hot?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't. How do you know what my water temperature?
Spected in my house?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, while I was in your backyard looking at the
wind chime that was unapproved, uh, I noticed that a
window was open, and I wanted to get that closed
for you, because I don't want anybody sneaking in your house.
So I went ahead and used the opportunity before I
closed it to go to check out the interior of
the home as well, and I looked at the.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Hot Sorry, I'm sorry, what did you say? You went
inside my window?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yes, to check out.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The youth went into my home. Yes, I'm pretty sure
that that's a violation of the ho Way you can't
just go into people's homes.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, I'm the assistant to the president of the Homewove Association.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I kind of do what I want, which means absolutely nothing. No.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So I was taking a shower and the water felt.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Where were you taking a shower.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
In the master bathroom and the wor my master bathroom?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, you have to be kidding me. I'm sorry you
were in my house taking a.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Shower, Yes, but to inspect the hot water heater and uh,
by the way, the towels you have are great.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What the are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh my god, a'fter I'm done finding you for all
the things. I do want a recommendation on where you
got those towels, because they were fabulous. But yes, the
hot water heater a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You're not getting a recommendation for anything except to get
the out of this community. In the HOA. You you've
gotta be breaking guns of rules. I'm gonna call the
police because what you did is breaking and entering. You
can't just go into my house and use my m
You're absolutely getting arrested. Nobody here is getting fined on
(03:57):
my end. You're getting arrested for what you did. Okay,
you don't go into somebody's house like that the way
that you're doing. What you're doing right now, you have
the audacity to go into my house, shower in my shower.
You don't know who's in my house, if my wife
is home. What are you doing? I'm gonna okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hey, Miles, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you. Hey, your wife, Sarah,
say you up?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are you Sarah? Are you kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
My blood is boiling. She said that you recently put
a windchime up and we're joking about the homeowners Association
getting angry with it and wanted to mess with you.
Oh my gosh, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
we say mornings on the twenties,