How are we ending this Library cheater?

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A womans friend set her up because apparently she collects library cards from all over the world! Jubal Fresh calls her to tell her that she can no longer come to his library becuase he feels like she has been cheating on it with other libraries!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame mornings. Hello. Yeah, Hi,
my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling from library.
I was looking for Jenny. Um, yeah, that this is her.

(00:23):
Hi Jenny, how are you? Hi? I'm good? Thanks? How
are you? I am not so great? Actually, thank you
for asking, though I appreciate it, not like you care. Um, Okay,
I'm not late on any new books like I've I've
been keeping. Yeah. No, yeah, yep. Yeah. It looks like

(00:47):
everything's up to date ish with your account. So I'm
not calling about any late fees. So okay, good. So
what what's going on? Oh? I don't know. Maybe you
should tell me what's going on? I do You don't
even sound like a real librarian. I've everyone's really nice. Okay,

(01:07):
well I'm really I don't know what's going on. Let
you know that I'm the head librarian here at library
where you love to rent books, don't you. Yes, you
guys are my favorite. I go there, Oh your favorite? Yeah?
I like the room with the tree, and it just
feels like your favorite. I'm going to go ahead and

(01:28):
focus on what you just said. There, we're your favorite library,
which means you have other libraries that you rent books from,
don't you. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to call
you today because I was going over some of our
frequent renters of books from our beautiful library, just to
see if they're being faithful to us, and I've found

(01:50):
that you have sixteen other library cards from sixteen other libraries. Yeah,
but like, I don't think that's against the law. I
don't think cheating in a marriage is against the law technically,
but people still get divorces over that, don't they. It's
still being unfaithful. I mean, I'm not married to your library.

(02:10):
I you're my favorite, but I collect library cards to. Sorry,
I mean I'm actually at the library now, so I
need you to kind of pipe down just a little bit, please. Okay,
I'm just really passionate about collecting library cards. I think
sorry about that. You're just being a little loud for
the library. You were saying, I'm sorry, I have Yeah,
they have special images on them and they come in

(02:33):
a little You're being a little loud. I'm sorry. Okay.
I've never been shished before, so you've never been shished.
But you're a library, so I don't know how excuse me.
You called me a library, Yes, I did. Somebody gets around,
so I'm sure you've been That is not appropriate. How
could you talk to a patron like this because you're

(02:53):
no longer a patron, that's why i'm calling you're Yes,
I'm sorry. You've been unfais full to this library. You've
been galivanting all over the globe, renting other books from
different libraries like the library. Oh god, I wanted me
say a word that I shouldn't say anyway, the library
that you are. Oh so we're revoking your membership. And

(03:16):
on top of no, no, no, no, please please, I
you're the one that they called me a library. Well,
if a lebard has spots, you called it a lepard,
don't you. I don't know, and you know what you
know what I need to sign to hear supervises. Oh look,
I just hit enter on my computer for the four
thousand dollars in late fees. I just charged you libraries
for four thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars I mean late.

(03:41):
So you started like twenty five cents. Yeah, I mean
you've been late for years and years and years. That's
what I put in there. Oh yeah, you know what, fine,
charge me four thousand dollars. I don't care because I
have fifteen other libraries I can visit and one of
them can become my favorite. You did you just say yes?
You fifteen other libraries and you're open about it like that.

(04:03):
That is disgusting. No, what's disgusting is you your library,
this conversation, and you know what, I'm going to find
your supervisor. You and your friend Rachel set you up. Yeah, yeah,
she said, Oh my god, Rachel, your friends always rop
on you because you collect library cards from all over

(04:24):
the world. So guy, So I think you can still
go to that library and still see those other libraries
with the bigger selection. Well, those other libraries, they really
need to satisfy me more then Jebel Show on demand