I train people, not dogs!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Dustin's on the phone today and wants to prank her bestfriend Julia, who recently just got a new dog! Jubal Fresh is messing with Julia's dog in this Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Train
Mornings twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Armando Mo one second,
so I just want you to listen to my last
name one more time. Armando Milan. How are you any

(00:27):
any relation to Sees my cousin. Thank you for asking. Yes,
dog training, dog training, dog whispering runs in the family.
Rits in my blood and we have a good blood
line of dog trainers. And I'm calling from Coe because
you've been in here training with Alex. MM how'd that
go for you? I mean I thought it was fine.

(00:52):
You would, Yes, you would because of ignorance. So that's fine.
But let me tell you. I've gotten the report back
about Ziggy. First of all, he's probably changed the name.
I've gotten the report back about the Ziggy and it
did not go well. Okay, First of all, his name
is Ziggy Zengo, and Ziki is a fine name. It
is an addorable name. But um, like, Alex is fine.

(01:17):
I you know, I'm sure you're great too. But yeah,
I can see there's a lot of approval from you
for everybody. What. Oh, I don't know if you can
hear Ziky is barking right, now he does not like
well again, and I can hear what he's saying, and
what he's saying is please train my owner better. Because

(01:37):
I don't train dogs. I train people, okay, to be
better for their doggie. So excuse me. You're the one
who needs to be trained. You haven't been trained to
how to talk to people. My jog has better manners
than you. My two year old nephew has better manners
than you. Well, you know what. That's what I expected. Actually,
it's what I expected because I've been through this a lot.

(01:59):
So we need schedule your next training session, and I
want you to know that I do things a little
bit differently. So the first five training sessions will be
without the dog, will be with you. We'll leave the
dog at home, yes, And the first training session is
an overnight stay. Okay, Yes, I'm assuming you want your
dog to be crate trained for when you go to bed.

(02:19):
It'd be nice. Yeah, exactly. So, because I train people,
not dogs first, we're going to have to give you
the experience. Do you want to put me in a
crate overnight? Yes? So you will get here in the morning.
You'll bring a couple of toys with you and we
will have you do doggy things throughout the day, and
then in the evening, we'll lock you up in a

(02:40):
crate overnight and then we'll let you out in the morning.
You do have to hold your p for eight hours straight?
Can you do that? What? What? What happens? Well? If
you p in the crate, you're going to have to
go day two in the crate and then we're going
to have to rub your nose in it a few times. No,
I'm not doing that. I'm bad, Julia, bad, bad, Julie.

(03:01):
You want bad, bad Julia? Oh my god? Down? What
is it? Like I said, I train people, not dogs.
So we need to train you so that you can
be a better owner for your dog and it will
listen to you. So when would you like to come in? Um?
How about never? No bad? When would you like to
come in? No? Bad? When would you like to come in?

(03:22):
He no you bad? No bad? No bad, no bad bad,
Julia bad? No? When when would you like to come in? Uh?
Let me think to Sherry, the person I talked to,
Because you are and you should not be anywhere near
no bad or anyone no bad, no, no, no, no,
no no no. I want to to Sherry, you're saying,

(03:44):
you're saying, okay, Well, then let me just let you
know that this is a prank phone call. This is
actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank
on you and your boyfriend Dustin set you up. What wait?
Oh my god, he said that you just started getting
your dog training. I wanted to mess with you. You

(04:05):
know how protective I am about thinky that go. I'm
sleeping in a great tonight. Yes you are. I love you.
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