I'm calling to report a problem at your restraunt!

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TSG, AKA Jubal Fresh, is calling about a problem in Steve's restaurant!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame
day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, this is Steve. Thanks
for COLLI. How can I help you? Hello Steve, this
is TSG. I was looking to speak with somebody in

(00:23):
charge there about an issue that I had in your
restaurant the other day. Not a pup. Then, when you
say TSG, is that your company's name or group? Theodore
Sebastian gumfrees the name. I thought maybe you would have
known that. No, I'm sorry, I did. I did. Okay,
so you're your luck. I can definitely help you. I'm

(00:43):
glad that you bring up luck because I've had a
lot of luck in my life. But just three days
ago I made a reservation and I was treated with
the most disrespect I think I have ever received in
my life when I showed up to take my table. Yes,
I was a tad bit late for my RESI but
it was not honored and I was given such an attitude. Well,

(01:05):
I'm sorry to hear that, But how late were you?
You noticed? They still should have been trying to get
you a table regardless, But the reservation was for eight o'clock.
I'll tell you that eight o'clock on the news three
days ago. Okay, it was for eight o'clock, and I
showed up yesterday to take my table, and I was

(01:25):
told that my reservation would not be honored. Oh okay,
so your reservation was worked three days ago, three days ago. Yes,
they came in yesterday at eight o'clock on the button
and I was given a solid now from the young
lady working the front desk. I'm getting a little confused
if I'm just really not understanding. I'm sure you're not

(01:49):
understanding because you work at a restaurant. Let me say
it again. I made the reservation for eight o'clock three
days ago. I showed up at eight o'clock yesterday, and
my reservation was not honored. And I was given such
an attitude by the woman working the front desk that
I wanted to on the floor. I've never said that
out loud. I thought it in my head many times,
and I almost did it. Sir, all right, I think
I think I've had enough of this. I mean, are

(02:11):
you listening to yourself? You showed up two days late
for your reservation. I mean I showed up reservation and
you show up on the day, not two days later,
are you okay? I'll have you know. I had lunch
last week in Belize with Joe Jonas. I made the
reservations a week earlier, showed up a week later, and
they still honored my reservation. And that was in Belize.

(02:33):
This is America, Jack, I don't know what to tell you.
My name is not Jack. It's theater Sebaston Gumfrey. I
told you that, all right, buddy. Really, I don't give
if you come in here or you don't. Okay, truly,
I don't even want you. You even know who I am? Yeah,
I really don't care. I'll have you know. There's something
you don't know about tsg Oh my god, what is

(02:54):
it now? Sir? You don't know the power I have.
I happen to be best friends with the owner of
your establishment, and I'm going to have your job and
that host that would not seek me, sir, I am
the owner, Okay, I own this plate, and I'm telling
you right now I don't know you you okay, Okay,
you're telling me that you own the restaurant, but you're
answering the phone. Okay, you don't own a restaurant and

(03:15):
then answer the phones at the restaurant. You're silly. I
like you now, although I do want to smack you
and pee on the floor. But I think that's funny
that you said that. Thank you for the joke and
the laugh. So so here Breanier. If I'm not the owner,
what's the owner's name? His name is Stewart Crosby, Stewart
with two years. That's why it's like that stew or

(03:36):
cross Woo woa, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm the owner, dude.
Well then fine, maybe your friend Nick owns the restaurant. Nick,
do you own the restaurant? Yes, they do. My name,
It's Stuart Crosby. Nick Crossby is on the phone. Now,
how do you feel about that? What? This is actually
the Jewel Show due phone prank on you and your

(03:59):
buddy Nick on it. I'm that's a that's a bush.
You know, I knew something was like just just weird,
like what is this person? What did you say? TVs
ts TSG, Theodore Sebastian gun for us on each That
was really I mean, dude, you know you're cut off manually, dude,

(04:19):
And you know what, you don't have to tell me
about the reservation story today because the Jewel Show on
demand