It's all dead and gone in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Ted Dibido (Jubal Fresh) calls Rodrigo to let him know that his bank, bank account and all the money in it is dead and gone!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Brameyday
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yes, hi, my name is
Ted Thobido and I'm calling from Credit Union in the
customer service department. I was looking for Rodrigo. This is him.

(00:25):
How are you doing today, Sarah? Are you doing fine?
Did I catch you at a poor time? Because it
sounds like might be in the middle of something. I
can call back, but it is a rather important phone call,
and I do think I should speak with you about something.
It is regarding your financial institution and your finances. Okay,
is everything okay? Now we just switched over, Yes you did?

(00:46):
You just recently switched over to our financial institution. That
is correct, right, Yes, it is correct? Correct? Yeah? And
have you been happy with the service you've received from
my bank? I sure, yeah, Well that just tick me pink.
As a matter of fact, thank you very much for
saying that. I'm so happy that we were able to
service you well where you were a customer, So thank you.

(01:07):
It's good to know that we at least it a
little bit of a good job. So work. I don't
understand why are you seeing you know? I am so sorry,
I did not really state the reason for my phone call,
and that it's a disservice to you, sir. I'm so
sorry about that. Look, could you please just get to
the point. I didn't even really want to switch to
your bank. My wife is one who convinced me to

(01:29):
go with you as opposed to a bigger bank. Well,
I'm unfortunately calling you to tell you this bank dead,
this bank gown? What? Yes, that bank, Dad, that bank gown.
I'm so sorry. What does that mean? I'm so sorry,
you know I did. That's a figure speech that I
use when something is just like broken. And we had
some financial problems. We are a small institution, and unfortunately

(01:51):
we are calling all of our former customers to let
them know that we are no longer a bank. We
have gone out of business. We have been closed down.
All of our things have been seized by the government.
That was very root of and that bank diad, that
bank gone. Your bank account is dead, your bank account's gone.
I'm so sorry. What happened on my money? Well, that's
that is also a mystery to us. We don't even
know any of our stuff. When are you out of

(02:11):
your mind? You know how much money was in there,
probably probably quite a bit. An damn. I knew the
moment my wife told me to bank with you people
that it was a bad idea, and then knew it. Well,
you got a big I told you though, keep it
in your back pocket. So it's kind of a gift
in a way. That bank account did, that bank account gone.
We don't know where your money is. I'm so sorry

(02:31):
about that, but also you're welcome for the gift. This.
This cannot be happening anyone else. Well, you know, I
would love to TRANSI to someone else you can help you,
but I am the only person left here and I
just some calling people to let them know. I don't
know what happened, but I do know we had to
shut down shop today and that bank account dead, that
bank account gone. I'm so sorry. You tell me that
your little credit union did something wrong. You know, it's

(02:56):
all gone, and you're just sitting in the office calling
people because you be bad. I guess you can call
the federal government. They probably be the best people to
talk to about this, because I do know that. You know,
normally banks are FDI c ensure. That's the federal that's
the banking insurance. You know about that, you're Oh god,
we used to be insured, but the person who has

(03:18):
to re up it every single year didn't do it
about three years ago, so we haven't been insure for
three years. So if that money is getting dead gone,
that money is just dead gone. And I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. Oh god, it
sounds like a bad fish shick. Oh I'm gonna believe
this is happening. To go ahead. I cannot believe it either.

(03:38):
I can't even believe this would be even taken as
a real phone call because it is obviously a prank
phone call. What I said, This is a prank phone call,
and I can't even believe you about it. Wait, what
you're talking about? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife,
Lydia say you up? Oh my god. She she said
that you guys were arguing about putting your money in

(03:59):
a small her bank, and she wanted me to tell
you that like that you lost everything. Oh my god,
Oh my god. Oh thank god. Hey, I was right
about that. Now you have some amo next time you
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