It's Doggy Time

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Trevor.
I'm calling from Vickery. I was looking for Tanya this.
Hey Tanya, I hope or you're probably excited about your
nuptials tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes, Trevor, thank you. Uh, what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
So I'm calling you today because there was a little
bit of an issue that we had and so the
cake for your wedding might be like a little different
than what you were planning on when we deliver it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, okay, what what issue was there? And how different
is it going to be?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
So what? Well, first of all, I'm very excited for
your wedding, Like what's your color scheme?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't really feel like talking about that right now.
You should call it and said that something is wrong
with the cake. So I would like to know what's
wrong with cake?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah. So I made a little bit of a mistake
yesterday and I delivered your cake to the wrong place yesterday,
and so, oh my god. So there was a dog
show we were making a doggy cake for and I
read the thing wrong and then I grabbed your cake
and I took it to the dog show, and so okay.

(01:27):
We was a really cool dog show too, by the way,
Like there was a lot of like really cute pooches
there and they.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm sure. At what point did it occur to
you when you arrived at a dog show holding a
wedding cake? Did you not realize that that was the
wrong delivery?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's a valid question. So I didn't realize it until
I sat it down and I took it out, you know,
because the doggies were supposed to eat it. And then
I was like, that's a wedding cake. I wonder if
a couple of these pooches are getting married. And then
they started eating it. And then one of the organizers
came up to me and was like, that looks like
a weighty cake. And I was like, yeah, well, I

(02:05):
assume some of the doggies are getting married. And then
they informed me it was a dog show, and then
I got a lot of trouble because doggies aren't supposed
to eat that kind of cake. It wasn't the doggie
cake we made for all.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So oh but okay, just please start talking for a second.
What what can we do to fix this? My wedding
is tomorrow. That cake costs thousands of dollars. I already
put the last down payment on it. What can you
do to rectify this? I can't. I can't believe it

(02:36):
my cake to a dog show? Like, who does that?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, So I know this is upsetting news, especially since
your wedding is tomorrow and you had your mindset on
the cake that we made for your reception. But like
we do have another option. Is the option so we
have a really cool cake. It was the one that
was supposed to go to the doggie show. I can't
give you that one, and we can cut the price

(03:01):
in half.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You can cut the price in half for a cake
made of alpo and peanut butter. What what's in this cake?
Is it made for dogs to eat?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's made for dogs to eat, but humans can also
eat it. And it's just really cool. On the cake,
it has like a couple of doggies on top and
then it says it's doggy time. So like that could
be kind of fun at your reception.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, that would be kind of fun if my guests
were foodles. It doesn't make any sense to bring a
dog cake that's made for dogs to a wedding. I
don't even care what it looks like at this point,
I don't even care that it says it's doggy time.
Do you realize that that is a dog cake made
for dogs. My guests are gonna eat this after dinner?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay? Well I did look on Wikipedia and it says
like the humans can also eat the dog food. And
it doesn't taste like dog food. It tastes like cake.
I took a bite of it just a little earlier
to see and it tastes We took.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
A bite out of the cake that you are offering
me half price for that. At this point, you should
be paying me to accept from you.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh how are you employed? Well? Are you apployed for
a job? And then they gave it to me?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You know what, I'm going to get you fired so bad.
It's doggie time? I mean, you want them and tell
me the doggy.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Time on my Tanya. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
sister set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, blood pressure through the roof right now. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
She said you're getting married tomorrow and wanted to helpfully
release their stress with a phone prank. Oh my god,
I'm going to kill her.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm literally uninviting her.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.