Jericho the Genius knows your girlfriend is cheating in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today, a guy drops off his computer with an Apple Genius to fix his keyboard, the genius Jericho aka Jubal Fresh calls him with an update on the keyboard and to let him know his girlfriend is cheating based on private information!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Brainy
Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Jericho.
I'm calling from the Apple Genius Bar and Jason, your
computer has been in here for a couple of days.

(00:22):
I got an update for you, and I figured it
was probably a good time to call you since you're
on your lunch break. How are you doing? Oh? Yeah, cool?
Did I tell you I was on my watch break
or something? I well, you don't know if you did
earlier with anybody, but I just, you know, figured i'd
call you while you were taking a break from work
so I could go over a few things about your computer.
So the keyboard has been giving you problems obviously, Yeah,

(00:44):
that's space bar sticks. The space bar sticks, I know,
And we can get that fixed up for you right away.
And I also wanted to maybe alert you to a
few other issues though, Oh okay, like what, well, I
was inspecting your computer and that's going through all the
necessary checks and that we have to do to make
sure everything's right. And I just want to let you

(01:06):
know that your keyboard is an issue. And also I
think that your girlfriend, Madeline is cheating on you. So
I would love to be able to investigate that for
you further, if you would like, what is your privacy policy?
Because I just brought in the computer for a hardware issue,
Yes you did, and it's sounds like you've got a
hardware issue with the keyboard and you've also got a

(01:28):
software issue, and the software would be with your heart
and I don't want that to happen to you, Jason.
And you seem like a good guy, like it seemed
like you have a good family, seems like you have
a lot of fun with your friends. Pisses me off.
Looking at people's private messages. Okay, the fixing of the computer,
your computer, it's be fixed, no problem. But I mean
I feel like maybe the issue that might be going

(01:49):
on with your girlfriend's the bigger thing that we should
fix together, you and I, Jason. Look, I've got a
lot of questions about how you got this information. You
can't be just looking through people's private messages on their
laptops when they bring them in. Will you just get
basic fixed? So well, it's I mean, it's it's you know,
it's pretty standard. You dropped the computer off, and we
go through all the checks, and I had to open

(02:10):
up the messages to make sure that the program was
functioning correctly. And then then I saw your conversation. When
I thought of three, I thought it was a sweet
conversation between you and your girlfriend. I like to look
at those because it makes my heart warm. And then
I was reading and I was like, wow, I really
liked this couple a lot, because you guys seems super cute.
So then you're going through my messages and you're looking
at my pictures. Yes, I looked at the pictures and
I was like, Wow, they're super cute. And then I

(02:31):
was like, I gotta find out more about her. I
wonder if she's the Apple customer, probably because Apple customers everywhere.
So I pulled up her name and then I saw
her account, and so I logged it into hers and
I looked at the cloud and I found her and pictures.
I found pictures of her and another guy around the
same time that you were taking those pictures. What are
you okay? I Also I also saw messages between her

(02:51):
and another guy who I'm assuming it's probably him who
what's his name? Well, I don't know. I didn't have
his name because it wasn't an Apple device. With a
samething device, so I couldn't get the name, but I
got the phone number and not called it yet, but
I want to call it though you can. I'll investigate
that more further for you if you'd like, I would
like to speak to your manager. This is absolutely unaccepted.

(03:13):
I'm just saying. At the same time. I just I
put the two together, and I can tell that she's
definitely saying someone else, and they're a lot older as well,
that they're really Yes, they're older, if older gentleman. He's
pretty tall, got kind of brownish terror and he's balding
a little bit in the middle, which I thought it
was weird because you have a nice full hit of hear.
So she's definitely downgraded, if that makes me feel better.
But that's her dad. That's her dad. You're describing where

(03:36):
she sees every week. Oh, so that would also explain
why she called him. Oh she says dad, and her
text message it is not daddy though I was thinking like,
hey daddy, So I'm sorry, that's a false alarm manager manager. Now, okay, well,
I can't do that because this is actually a phone brank.
It's actually a prank call. So I can't do that. Sorry, Frank. Call. Yes,

(03:59):
this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Madeleine set you up. No, no,
She said that you just dropped your computer off at
the Apple Store and you're very paranoid about their privacy issues,
and she wanted me to screw with you. Oh my god.
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