Jubal Fresh blows up the bathroom in this Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today, Jubal Fresh calls Tom to let him know that he blew up his bathroom!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame
weekday mornings on the twenties. Fitness. This is Tom, Um, Tom,
Yes can help you. Yeah, I have a problem. This

(00:24):
is Fitness. Were you looking to contact us? Yeah? And
I need to help Okay, how can I help you? Um?
I was working out and uh okay, yeah, and uh
I was doing some squats and then there to go
to the bathroom. M hmmm uh and that and so

(00:47):
I did that. Are you all right? You sound distressed?
I am in distressed. Yes, thank you for noticing that. Yeah,
So I need some help. And I don't know if
maybe I'm really embarrassed right now. So I'm wondering if
maybe you can keep a low profile, maybe you could
come help me out. Are you a member at our gym? Yes?
And I'm in the gym right now. Oh you're in
the gym. Okay? Where where in the gym are you located?

(01:10):
My name in the bathroom? And if you, like I said,
if you could keep it a low profile, that'd be great. Um.
I really could use your help right now. Oh boy,
the tough situation to be in. Okay, well, what is
the situation? I was doing squats earlier, so working on
my legs. Yes, and then I sat down and oh, no,

(01:32):
you can't get up. So I think, uh, legs are
just a little tired, but I need help in here
doing that and then also just kind of clean it up. Uh,
I'm sure I'm not a hard time understanding this. You
did squats and now you're you're in the in the restroom.
I'm stuck on from the toilet, stuck on the toilet,
stuck on the toilet. Yeah, it sounds like your legs

(01:55):
might just be cramping. Oh yeah, they're come. Come, come
massage my leg place. I guess please Baas, I cannot, sir,
I cannot massage your legs. Okay, I can't help you that.
I'm stuck. Help me read through it and then you'll
be able to stand up here. Stuff on the toilet.
Do you understand me? You're cramping. I'm gonna lange a complaint.

(02:17):
There's really no reason to file a complaint. I think
there is. Are you the manager? Are you the manager?
Are you the manager? Yes, I'm the manager. I think
there's a perfect reason to lange a complaint. I was
doing squads at your tim Where did the toilet and
I worked out my legs so hard I can't stand up,
and you won't come massage the cramps out for me,
so I could just get up and wipe and be
on my way. I'm gonna crawl up on the front

(02:37):
desk and talk to you right now unless you get
in here. I am at the front desk, and if
you need to get to the front desk, what I
suggest is you take a deep breath, you massage your
own legs, you clean up yourself, and you come here
and speak. No, you're into the bathroom, massage your legs
and help you stand up from the toilet. Are you
prepared to work out too hard? Are you prepared to

(02:59):
have it? Greek customer crawling up to the front desk
with all dirty with his pants around his ankles, screaming, Tom,
what did you do to me? Are you prepared for that?
Because that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stay Tom.
This is all your fault, crawling through your gym like that. No,
that is not gonna happen. Do you understand me. You're

(03:19):
not gonna crawl through this gym naked. If you come
out here without your pants on, crawling and screaming through
the gym. I will call the cops. You'd call the
cops on a guy with a dirty bum? Yes, I
would if you're crawling naked through my gym. At absolutely
was the naked with a dirty bum. I don't care

(03:41):
if you're crawling naked with a dirty bump. Yes, I
will call the cops. Oh okay, that's good to know.
And then I'll just clean up and get out of here.
Thanks for your time appreciating. What the fuck? Oh, I'll
actually also let you know this is a prank phone call.
This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a
phone prank on you. My bum is not dirty, My god,
and your co worker Jason set you up. He said

(04:04):
that you to deal with weird customers all the time
and their complaints. Oh my god, that is absolutely true.
I've never had that one before though. Then Jebel Show
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