Jubal Fresh Does Not Allow For Smoking in Non Smoking Zones!

Jubal Fresh calls a guy from Building Security to let him know he is tired of him smoking in a non-smoking zone!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello, smoking
in a non smoke zone? Moving along, move it along?

(00:20):
What what moving going on? What is this? This is
certain Grady Grimes parking lot security? Am I speaking with Caleb? Yeah?
Are you currently out for a smoke break right now? Yeah?
That's what I thought? Moving along? Moving along? You are

(00:45):
smoking in a no smoking zone. Who is this? I
just told to Peach Pitt. His name is Graaty Grimes,
and I've had a parking lot security here and I'm tired.
Are you always smoking on my watch? And non smoking pots?
And guess what, Caleb? Okay? What the entire parking lot

(01:07):
of the non smoking zone? So no matter where you go,
I'm gonna blow your own. How do you even know
that I'm out here? I don't see anybody around. I'll
be asking the questions. Also, I got security cameras all
through the parking garage. You think I'm new with this. No,
I've been a parking lot security guard for thirty seven years.

(01:29):
Thirty five We could taking his job a little seriously? Man,
You know what I do? You know what I do?
Take curiously? You know I do take ceriously my authority
I take seriously, and this is my parking garage. Move
it along, my god, will you let me talk? Don't
you even get my number? Because hello, head of security here,

(01:50):
that's why I gotta whistle and a segway. Well, you
can bring your segue down and talk to me about
the space to face is ridiculous. Who told you about
my segue? You just did, like just now, No, not
the fact that I have a segue. Who told you
about it? You literally just said you're seg I know

(02:12):
I said I had a segue, But who told you
about the fourth pot with the segue that is dead?
The battery diet I'm having fixed on right now, worked on,
fixed on whatever battery is dead in my seguay. Otherwise
i'd be I'd segue down there, I'd be right. And
you're a grill right now, I'm telling you're moving along,
but I can't. And who told you about my segue?
Everybody knows that's a fourth subject. Well listen, bow, you're

(02:34):
you're getting ridiculous, Charles. If you really want me, he's
always being at to me. I don't, I don't, I'm not.
I don't even know what you're talking about. You're getting
me all off point now I'm figuring about my segue
when I was calling originally to tell you the moving along. Look,
you come down here, and you craddle your down here

(02:54):
and tell me face to face if you think it's
that big of a deal. I'll stay out here as
long as I want about to do something different. Okay,
if you won't moving along? How about cars getting towed?
Cars getting towed? You're not telling my car now, I'm
not because I don't own a too company, but I
got a number for a toe company that I use
all the time to toe Withenheimer's cars and you, sir,

(03:15):
artificially being a Wythenheimer, and I don't stand for that.
I'm not parked illegally. You're smoked illegally, and I just
buy again. I walk around the premise is here with
my whistle, and if I see something I don't like,
I blow it. And I'm blowing you right now. So
get out of my getting stop smoking where you're smoking,

(03:35):
moving across the street. I'll play again. Man, you need
to do this is ridiculous. Oh my, would you please
stop doing that? Okay, fine, I'll stop. I'll just tell
you it's a prank phone call. I'm tired of talking
with this list and blowing this whistle oky. What this
is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you. Oh my god, your friend Pablo, say

(03:59):
you up? I'm him? He said, Oh, building security. I
guess it's been very picky where you guys smoke at
work and what I made invest with you. Yes, they
are really so don't worry. Oh that's a good one.
I think you're smoking in perfectly fine smoking zone. Get
back to it. Take a puff, pass around that's something

(04:20):
else that's not a cigarette, but still enjoy your smoke.
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