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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Parker and I'm
calling from doctor's office. I was looking for Kelsey. Yeah,
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this is she. Hey mama, Hi, oh, mom to be.
I mean you're not a full mama yet. I mean
you are a mama, but you haven't you haven't popped
the baby out just yet. My name is Parker. I
don't think we've met. No, I don't think we have. Yeah,
when you're in here, it is probably my day off.
But listen, everybody around here has had a great experience
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getting you ready to add a new addition to your
life and your family, and you have got to be
ready to pop. Yeah, I'm definitely done. Yeah, I hear
that all the time. How are you? How are you
holding up? Um? I mean pretty good. I'm having like
a few little Braxton hicks here and there, but like
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feeling pretty good. You know, have you done anybody painting?
Have you done any body painting? Yeah? Body paint paint. Yeah, Okay,
it doesn't sound like it. No, we got to make
sure you come in for one of your last checkups
when I'm working, because I love to get some body paint,
and then I paint little faces and stuff on the stomach.
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I did a jackal intern once. It was hilarious pictures. Yeah, wow,
who'll let you do that? Oh? Which is one of
our clients here? Hey, listen, I'm not calling about that.
I'm kind of the fun patrol at the doctor's office.
So you do you sound you do sound real fun?
Did you want me to did you need me to
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come in for something? One time I was able to
go in the delivery room you were, Yeah, one where
our patients was given birth. They just went into labor.
And I'm a magician too, and so I went where
the doctor was supposed to be and I started to
pulling out a handkerchief after handkerchief after handkerchief after handkerchief
after handkerchief after handkerchief, like they were, Yeah, it was funny.
Oh and then a rabbit one time too, hold a
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rabbit out rabbit? Yeah, I okay, I don't even know.
I mean that was somebody's birth plan. I guess it
was okay, Yeah, they said it was fine. I'm not
calling to ask you to do any of that. Listen.
I'm only calling today because I wanted to see if
you like cupcakes. Oh yeah, of course I like cupcakes. Yes,
if that's something you guys do. No, no, no, no. Um.
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But we did have somebody deliver a bunch of cupcakes
for one of our patients who had little baby boys.
There's some blue icing and stuff like that, and I figured,
since you're having a boy, why not call you up
and see if you wanted some of these cupcakes. That's
a fun thing to do. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, since
you're having a boy, we have these it's a boy cupcakes,
and we've got a ton of them, and the staff
here has had too many. So I went through and yes,
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we have, yes, we do, yes, yes, oh too many? Sweet? No, No,
I'm having a boy. Yeah no, no, yes? Are you
kidding me? About ten days before the baby's coming out
of me and you're telling me after thirty nine weeks
of me not knowing and telling you people that I
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get it? It's a boy. Yeah, you keep dying it
like get guy getting better. I'm the word of congratulations. Oh.
I think what you're telling me is you didn't. Oh
my goodness, I'm gonna kill them. Oh my god. So
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that's a no on the cupcakes. Oh, my god, No, Parker, No,
that is the no on the cupcakes. It's no on
the blue cupcakes. It's no on the pink cupcake cocake. Okay,
all right, well then I'll let you know that this
is actually a phone prank and this is Jewel from
Jewel Show and your brother Caleb on the phone and
you wanted to mess with you got you got take
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a neat breath, girl. He said that you didn't want
to know the gender of your baby, and you wanted
me to accidentally reveal it to you in a phone
call from the doctor's office, and he said you'd freak out,
and Caleb, you were right about that. Okay, okay, just
nobody knows. I'm not having a boy. Nobody knows. Nobody knows,
nobody knows. But I am available for magic tricks if
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you want. Oh god, oh my god. No, no I plan,
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