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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frames. Hell. Hey, this is Pete
Eakins calling from Technologies Brandon. How you doing I'm good,
Hey Pete, how are you doing? Good? So we have
this job interview schedule right about now. You still good? Absolutely?
(00:21):
I'm I'm ready all right? Um, well, thank you for
answering our Craigslist ad for the position. I guess we
can just get started with a real quick phone interview.
Why don't you tell me a little bit more about yourself?
Where are you from? Um? Oh, a little bit about me.
I'm originally from Baltimore, moved around after college and uh,
I means got family. You want to drop that family?
(00:42):
How quickly you gonna make me your family? I'm so
sorry about that. I apologize. I okay, full disclosure. Before
this job, I had another job, and um I was
I went by the name Silky Fine and I was
a pamp so everyone's while I snap into that. So anyway,
(01:02):
sorry about that. Nothing to do with this job though, currently.
So tell me a little bit more about your experience
with customer service. Yeah, oh, I don't know how to say.
I guess you're cleaning your act up, like you don't
know what the Say'm gonna tell you what say. You're
gonna get out You're gonna make the phon Calls' gonna
make these people happy. You're gonna get some customer service.
I mean, the customers is gonna be happy, gonna smiling,
gonna be happy. Yeah, get out there, we do. We
(01:22):
will make the customers happy. You will make the customers happy.
You're right, you make the customers happy. Silky Fine will
make sure you make the customers happy. You understand that, Brandon.
These are my phone. These are my phone. A little
these are my phones, all right, This looks like your phone. Hey,
you want to hold this phone. You want to hold
this phone. You can hold this phone for a minute,
But that's my phone. Peats, Silky Pete. Okay, I blocked
(01:47):
out for a moment. Brandon, It's okay. I don't want
to get you back into it, so I'm not gonna
say the name. Um. You don't want to. You don't
want to get Silky Fine back into it. Get out
there and make them phone calls, Brandon, Brandon, you will
stop making those phone calls right now. Get some customer satisfied, brandified,
BRANDI fied, that's what you're gonna do. We get out
there and make a brand of fied satisfied, cut some eye. Pete, Pete,
(02:09):
Pete or Silky. I don't know. I don't even know
how I've been trapped on the phone. This song. I'll
tell you they when it is hypnotized. Mister fine, mister
silkie fine. Okay, yeah, that's correctly. You addressed me a
silkie Fine. So fine, now listening, let me talk to Pete.
I need to speak to Pete. Um Brandon's Brandon. Yes, Pete, Uh,
(02:40):
I I'm blacked out again while we were just talking
about I'm well aware we were talking and Pete, I
really appreciate your time. I don't really know, uh, if
this position is right for me. But we haven't even
really gotten started with the interview yet. I haven't even
asked you. We've we've we've gone through some stuff, me
(03:00):
and some of your friends, some of my friends. Yeah, yeah,
there's been some other folks that have been talking. Brandon.
I apologize. I must have had a flashback and was
my old self with you. Huh yeah. So I'll tell
you what, Silkie, that's a part of my past. Like
I said, I don't like silkie Fine. Comes out every
now and then and no, no, no, it's a nice guy.
(03:22):
That's great, that's wonderful. I really appreciate your time. I
don't think that this job is right for me. I
hope that you find somebody to fill the position and
you also get some help for yourself. Okay, I'll try
to do that. Before I do that, though, I'll let
you know it's a phone prank. I will do that.
But yeah, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you. Your friend Tommy set
(03:44):
you up. He said you've been looking at for a job,
so we made a fake Craigslist posting and thought we'd
call you for an interview. I can't believe I was
talking to a guy named Peak and Silkie something and fine,
so fine, soft people know since I was like a
load of center piece, tell you know what I'm saying.
(04:06):
I guess I do know what you're saying. I can't
believe he staved on the phone that long. What's a
testament to how good of a customer service caller? I'd
be seriously wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
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