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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone train
Heyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello is this Ken? It
is us, Hey Ken. We don't know each other. My
name is Pete Eakins. And um, you're a trainer at
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fitness right right, yeah, right, Okay. I apologize for calling
you on your personal phone. I'm friends with some of
the people there, and I said anything to reach out
to you, and they gave me your phone number. I
hope that's not a problem. Okay, so somebody gave you
my number. Yeah, Genesee, she's one of the trainers at
the gym as well. She gave me your phone number,
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said it would be okay to call you because I have,
um a little something to discuss with you about one
of your classes that you recently instructed. Okay, what is it.
I attended your last water aerobics class and I wanted
to say I'm very sorry about what happened. I don't
remember anything happening at any of my classes that would be.
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That's really polite of you, and I appreciate it. But
let's not pretend here like everybody else, you saw what
was going on, and that's why I figured I would
go ahead and nip it in the butt and call
you right away. And I'm waiting to hear what happened.
I don't remember anything happening unusual. I'm talking about the
fact that I decided to wear a bathing suit that
was smaller than normal, and I just want to throw
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it out there and let you know that I'm a grower,
not a shower. Okay, So I'm sorry it was awkward
for everybody. That's normally not how things are. I am
a grower, not a shower, So sorry about it. Did
you just did you just call me to tell me
that there's something happening and there was something happening in
your speedos? There was nothing happening. That's all I'm calling
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to let you know, just so you have some assurance there,
because I know everybody was paying attention to it. So
I saw you staring, and so I just figured i'd
get your number and address it right away. That normally
it's not like that. The water wasn't even that cold.
It's just that normally, you know, I just I'm a grower,
not a shower. I don't know what else to say. Okay, um, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, Okay, Yeah.
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I just feel like it would make both of us
feel a lot better if I could somehow reassure you
that I am a grower and not a shower. So
I you know, it wasn't my plan to show anyway
that day. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with you.
I think people were paying attention to what I was doing. Yeah,
and see that's the thing. I also wanted to apologize for,
you know, distracting them from your class, because it was
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a very good class. But I know that they weren't
paying attention to you. They were paying attention to Doug
Old Pete there in in the speedo, and I just,
you know, sorry about that. I am a I don't
know if I told you yet, but I'm a grower,
not a shower. Oh yeah, I don't think they were
paying attention to here, Peter, Peter. I think they were
paying attention to me. Is there anything else? Well, I
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could just text you a picture right now to no. No, look,
why don't we, Uh, Peter, don't come to my class
please because this is really inappropriate. Man, it's disturbing. Could
call me about something that supposedly happened that I don't
think Captain well, it's been a little while since then,
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and I just want to show you. That's all I
want to show you so I can prove to you
that I'm a grower. I want you to show me anything.
I don't want to talk to you, and I just
want to prove to you that that my facial hair
has grown out. My facial hair is a lot longer now.
I was trying to grow a beard and it was
scraggly and it was gross looking in the pool, and
everybody was paying attention how gross my beard was, Peter,
and I wanted to show you. I'm hanging up, Peter.
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I just wanted to show you my beard. You're what
my beard. I was starting to grow it out when
I came into the class and it looked really gross wet,
and I wanted to go. And I saw you staring
at it, and I was thinking, he's I got to
let him know I'm a grower, not a shower when
it comes to beards, because let's face it, you've got
some nice facial hair. That's enough. That's enough, man. This
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is got to be some kind of it actually is,
because this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a
phone prank. On you and your co worker Genese set
you up. What she said that you teach a swim
class at the gym and you get a lot of
weird old people taking your class, and she wanted me
to mess with you. Oh my god. Yeah, not a shower. Yeah,
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