Jubal Fresh is eating your Uber eats in this Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Imagine not getting your Uber Eats and then days later the delivery driver calls you to lie about why he never made it! That what happens in this Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Tompkins,
calling from Uber eats and I was looking for Alan. Yeah,

(00:23):
this is Alan. Hi. Alan, my name is Tompkins, and
I'm calling from uber eats and I'm calling you, um,
because I wanted to apologize I didn't deliver your food
the other night. And yeah, I mean, now I'm curious,
I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay, do

(00:46):
you want the honest answer? Do you want me to
make up a story? Uh? Yeah, I want the honest answer.
That was a dinner for me and my wife, and
you know we were we were freaking starving. So what happened? Um?
All right, all of that is very very well deserved.
Your feelings are very valid on that I screwed up.

(01:06):
I should have Yeah, I didn't deliver your food. I
should have called. Uh. What happened was I was on
the way to your house and I got in a
car accident and it was this minor fender bender. Okay,
that's understandable, But why didn't you just call it? Tell me? Then? Well,
I mean that's totally understandable, do you know? Okay, well,

(01:27):
I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender
and the person that I hit was former President Barack
Obama's car and he got out. All right, all right,
come on, you expect me to believe you got into
a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kid me
and break I'm out. That's stupid. I couldn't call you
because of the special forces that are still with him,

(01:49):
the you know, the the what are what do they called?
The Secret Service? Yet God's sake, all right, I get
I didn't get in a car accident with former President
Barack Obama. You want the actual truth? I guess yes,
I would love the actual truth. More on, you're a

(02:09):
little weasel. I'm going to call up and get your canned.
I've got everything I need now to call up and
tell them they employ a little weasel that is just
trying to lies way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I
said before, man up and tell me why you didn't
deliver our food. Okay, truth is, I got hungry and

(02:33):
I ate it, ate it seriously. Yeah, And I didn't
know how I got hungry from from the restaurant to
where I live, which is like not even two miles.
It's not even two miles, not even two miles, and
you got a hungry pang so bad. Yeah you had

(02:54):
to eat it. Yeah yeah, So I sat outside your
house and ate it down the black outside my house.
So you literally came up my street to my house
for two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am getting
another call from former President Barack Obama and call another line.

(03:16):
I'm gonna have to take that call. Um. You know what,
just give me your full name. I need your last
name so I can report this all right. My name
is Bradley, yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay,
that's an actor. I was lying to you again. I'm
so sorry about I know it's an actor. Now tell

(03:37):
me the truth. My name is Jewel. Freshmen, this is
a phone prank. That's the apps. This is actually Jewel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife. Diana set you up. She said that
you didn't get your food delivered the other night and
they didn't even call you. So though you wanted me
to say that I ate the food, but I really

(03:58):
think some of those stories were legit, like, I'm surprised
he didn't believe those Defender vendor. That was good. You
had me until you went with the Broco Ballad and
it was just forget. It was that a bit much.
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