Jubal Fresh is entering a bake off in this Phone Prank!

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Jubal Fresh is the new baker in the neighborhood and wants to go head to head with Todd in the kitchen!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone frame
day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hey, what's shaken, neighbor.
My name's Pete Eakins. Looking for Todd. This is Todd. Howdy, neighbor.

(00:22):
Name's Pete Eakins. Um. I'm sorry. How can I help you?
You can help me by back in the off excuse me? Yeah,
I'm your new neighbor. I just moved in a few
weeks ago. Haven't had the chance to reach out to
you yet, but I've met a few of the other
neighbors and I got your phone number. I had to
give you a phone call. Um. Oh okay, um to

(00:43):
let you know to back the hell off the I have.
What did you say? Your name was? My name's Pete,
and I know you're watching me move in like everybody
else in this neighborhood. I'm not sure what you're talking about,
but I don't think anybody was watching you. Well either way,
I would just call and introduce myself and say, howdy, neighbor.
It's nice to meet you. Howdy. But what seems to

(01:08):
be the issue here? Since I moved in, been talking
all the other neighbors and they told me a little
something about you that I have a problem with. Okay,
I can't imagine what that would be. What I'm very
confused here. You can take your lemon tarts and you
can shove them where the sun doesn't shine. You take
your limon tarts and shove them in a place that's

(01:28):
already puckered, if you know what I mean. Okay, so
I heard you did not need it twice? So people
have an issue with my lemon tarts. No, they think
your lemon tarts are delicious. Apparently you're the neighborhood baker.
Everybody loves the things that you make. That's all I
heard was the lemon tarts are great. The cookies are great. Well,

(01:49):
see the cinnamon. It makes some kind of a cinnamon
roll that people really love. Yeah, and would you like some?
I'd be happy to make a batch for the new neighbor.
I can bring them over and we can kind of
restart this. I would love it if you could bake
some of those simon rolls, um and then shovel where

(02:12):
the sun doesn't shine when you're done. Okay, what's going
on here? What's going on? You bake? Is this an issue?
Were you the like neighborhood baker where you came from,
just trying to be a good neighbor. I make you
a cookie that says congrats because you got that one correct.
And there's only room for one of us on this block,
and it's me. Look, I have no issue with you

(02:34):
wanting to bake and do your thing, but this is
my passion and you're not going to stop me from
making muffins for the ladies of the neighborhood. You're not
going to stop me from making my lemon tarts, and
you are not going to disrespect me and my neighborhood
when you move in here. And who gives a I

(02:55):
like to bake and you like to bake. There can
be only one, can be only one. This isn't some
wild West Mexican standoff about bakers. What world are you from?
Baking is a hobby at yours. I'm passion, yeah, And
baking is a what necessity and point of hostility for you.

(03:16):
It's super cute that it's a passion for you, because
for me, baking is my life. Is it life or death?
Because I think we can both have a life out
of baking. I'm purposely not answering that because yes, for me,
it is, yeah, nail when you're tired the other day,
didn't you No way, Yes effing way, Okay, you put

(03:40):
the nail in my tire, Damn right I did. So
you're destroying property, you're committing crimes all because you're a
jealous little new baker. You know there's a reason that
you were moving in by yourself. You know that, right.
First of all, you're gonna pay for that tire. And secondly,
what do you want for me this Saturday four o'clock?

(04:01):
Bring your own pan? You're kidding, right, doesn't sound like
I'm kidding. It's Saturday four o'clock. It's a bake off, mother,
you know what? Okay, I could bring in those little
lemon tarts a day old and it would wipe the
floor with whatever you're peddling. I can't believe that this

(04:22):
is a real thing that's happening right now. But if
it's gonna get you with the fuck out of my neighborhood,
I'm all about it. So in your words, it's a
bake off, mother, what are you laughing at? I'm laughing
because this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you. And your wife Leah set you up.
It's a joke. Why, oh my god, she's serious. I

(04:50):
never thought in my life that I would say the words.
It's a bake off. The Jubble Show on demand,