Jubal Fresh is the evil HOA in this hilarious Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. The most evil people in the world are the Home Owners Association because they literally tell you everything to do! In today's Phone Prank Jubal Fresh acts as the president of the HOA to welcome a listener to the neighborhood in the most annoying way!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brameyday Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello. Hey, it's Pete Deekins calling from homeowners Association.
I was looking for Lisa. Yes, this is Lisa. Hey,
Pete Deekins. Nice to meet you. I'm the homeowners association

(00:23):
president here. You just moved in, right I did? Yeah?
Did you get my email? I assume that's why you're calling. Yes,
that is why i'm calling. We did get your email
real quick though. I just want to say welcome to
the neighborhood. It would be great someday to actually meet
you in person. Sorry, I haven't been by yet. Normally
I stopped by houses that are when they move in,
when they're new. I stopped by with the I think

(00:45):
of cookies or something that I baked. And I have
been so busy have not had a chance to do
any bacon and it's making me crazy. No offense, I
just I have work to do. So can we just
talk quickly about the issue I emailed about with at coffee? Yeah? Absolutely?
So what is going on? Why don't you just explain
it to me? Because I just want you to know.
We take our neighborhood cleanliness very seriously here. Yeah, I

(01:06):
mean so do I And I think glittering really pisces
me off. Honestly, as I said my email, there's somebody
who keeps throwing their coffee cup out there window at
my house every single morning. At the same time, I'm
pretty sure they live in the neighborhood. Yeah, they drive
a geeep rain Gee. So I just wanted to email

(01:27):
about it. Do you have a solution or are you
just gonna Oh? So, I'm sorry, I was just active listening.
I did look into it a little bit. I read
your email and thank you very much for your breakdown
of what's happening. Mmmmmmm. So I understand why you're upset
about this. Yeah, I am, and I think that you're

(01:48):
upset because you know that I know what's really going on.
I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Okay? I I'm
going to just have to say you know exactly what
I'm talking about and step off. Please. I shouldn't have
even said please, how about this, I'll say it better?
Step off? M does off? What what the fuck are
you talking about? All I want is to figure out

(02:10):
who's doing this and to make sure that we I'm
sure you do. I'm sure you do. Where did you
move from. I don't know the neighborhood was called. Okay,
now you're here, and now you're looking to take over.
Not going to happen. Okay, m this is my neighborhood,
this is my homewowner association. I'm the president around here.
What the are you talking about? This is making no sense.

(02:32):
I don't want someone to help me with their situation.
I'm talking about the fact that I'm talking about the
fact that the car you described littering in front of
your house happens to belong to someone very close to me,
someone that I see naked in the mirror every day.
It's my car. Is that Is that really you in
your car? Yes, the jeep that you say is littering

(02:53):
in your front lawn. Yes, that is that is my car. Yes,
M and you know that you dude, stop doing that.
That's all I want. Stop doing that. Why are you
littering in my yard? I'm not littering in your yard.
Yes you are, I know I am not. No, you
just moved thirsty for power, and you're trying to frame
me for littering in my own neighborhood and I won't

(03:14):
have it. That's why I've already made a phone call
to the police, so thank me later from jail. M Oh, yeah,
the police. I'm not the one littering, it's you. I'll
call the police exactly what happened your life, and then
guess who will be still Pete m m No, I
didn't say I called the police about the littering. It's
about the other thing that I stashed in your garage.

(03:35):
Have fun explaining that to the company. What did you do? What? Oh,
I did a prank phone call? What? Oh, hey, what's up?
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you. It's a joke. What. Yeah, and
your husband, Victor set you up. He said that. Oh
my god, I am right now. Are you serious? He said,

(03:57):
You guys just moved into a new neighborhood and it
has a homeowners associate for the first time, and you
hate it. Yeah, I do. I hate homewarners associations, and
now I think I hate my husband. The Jewel Show
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