Jubal Fresh is the old man suing you in this Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Hillary is getting set up by his bestfriend Seth for walking to fast! Hillary walks home everyday and gets annoyed with an old man who walks very slow!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewel Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, who is this? Hello?
I was looking for Hillary. This is Hillary? Who is

(00:25):
who is this? My name is Frank, And I got
a bone to pick. I got a hip bone to
pick with you, Actually, Frank, I'm sorry. I'm not sure
who you are. Frank. How could you not know who
I am when you ran over me the other day
near the bus stop. That's right. I came by your
house the other day and your roommate gave me your

(00:46):
phone number because I had to pick a hip bone
with you because my left hip is all bruised from
when you shove me into a sticker. Blush, No, I did.
That's not even what happened. Did you tipt over? That
was on you barely even touched you. You're always speeding
by me, walking all fast and talking about it young

(01:09):
and spry. And I see the looks you throw at
me when you walk by. Oh hey, old man, you're
too straw look at me. I'm trying to be in
the Olympics as a speed walker or something. And I'm sorry.
My hips moved the same way, and they definitely don't
feel the same way because I got stacking nettles right
in my hips or something. You shove me into it

(01:33):
out I got to ridiculous. I hope you got some insurts,
because I'm gonna you have insurts. Are you threatening me?
I got you medicrank. Then go to the hospital and
get yourself taken camera of and stop calling me telling
me that I did all of this to you when
I didn't. I barely brushed into you. I'm sorry about
getting a little riled up there. I haven't thank you.

(01:56):
I was a little angry. I think I could tell,
and I got a little wild on you. I haven't
gotten wild on anybody like that in a long time.
Oh okay, So what I was saying is though, I'm sorry,
and I see you all the time walking by me. Yeah,

(02:18):
I know. I see you every day on my walk,
and you're always in a cranky ass mood like I
don't understand why you're so mad at the world. I
feel like you just need to go take an edible
or something. You just kill the man. I don't well,
I don't even know what an edible is. I don't
know what you mean by that. Some walk Mary Jane,
I do. I'll have you know, I do weed. I

(02:41):
do weed every single day I'm out there. I feel
like that sidewalk is part of my front yard, and
I make sure the weeds are cleaned up. And if
you're talking about the weeds in front of my house,
on the driveway and on the sidewalk, we got a
real problem because I am out there read it every
day and I all the time. One I'm talking about
marijuana that you consume a drug. Oh my drug I knew,

(03:07):
And if you don't have any, I can give them
to you. I'm not a pothead. If that's what you're saying,
that I'm a pothead. I'm not saying you're a pothead.
I'm saying maybe you should be, though, because you are
besides yourself. I don't have any No, I'll have you no.
I do way too much cocaine to ever smoke popped. Yeahously, Frankie.
If you're gonna keep coming at me like this, like

(03:28):
I'm not gonna take this anymore. So if you're gonna
sume me, then we can go to court, because I'm
sure that somebody pick up the footage on their ring
camera and we can view it over an over again
because I didn't push you. I will take you to
court and I will win because the footage is there
to you. Hello, Hello, Yeah, this is Frank Wu's if
what make it quick? I gotta get back out with

(03:49):
the garden yellow? Are you? Are you? Did you hear
anything that I just said? Hello? Hello? I haven't had
anybody ring my phone in a while. Who's this? I
can't believe my room they gave you much number. I
can because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show
doing a phone breank on you and your roommates set
you up. There's old man outside. He said that you

(04:17):
always get into it with some old man when you're
walking home, and he wanted me, I do respect your elders. Girl.
Oh my god. The Jewel Show on demand