Jubal Fresh Just Wants His Grandma to Have a Poppin' Booty in this Phone Prank!

Pete Ekins (Jubal Fresh) calls a plastic surgeon and asks him to perfect his Grandma's body... except she's dead and he wants her to look good in the ground...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame. Doctor. This is Evan. Hey, Evan,
how are you doing. My name is Pete Eakins, and
I have an appointment coming up next week and I
just wanted to call and touch base with you guys
a little bit about something. Oh, okay, okay, what do

(00:22):
you need to know? Well, it's I don't think when
I made the appointment, I described exactly what I was
looking for, so I just wanted to make sure you
guys were ready. I've never been to a plastic surgery
office before, so I didn't even know like what I
should be prepared for. But I also think that you
guys should be prepared for my visit as well. Well,
that's perfectly normal that we get that all the time,

(00:44):
and we're very understanding, no problem. So what was the
main thing that you wanted to see doctor before? Long
story short? Okay, Um, my nanna passed recently. Your nana. Oh,
I'm so sorry. That's all right. Nanakins passed and it's fine.
You know, she was older and we all saw it coming.
She was fine, made peace with her maker before before

(01:07):
kicking the old bucket. But she did pass on to
the other side. So Nannikins is no longer with us,
and I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,
so that's why I wanted to come in. So the
passing of your Nana, Nana Nanakins. I'm just not sure,

(01:32):
and no offense. Why any plastic surge's officer would have
anything to do with your your Nanakins. Oh well, I
wanted to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah, I mean
I want her to look her best, and it's frank frankly,
she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also, like I said,
she was one hundred and five years old, so skin's

(01:54):
kind of wrinkly and all that. You know, I want
her to look twenty two again. Put her in the ground,
that's all. No, sir, we don't okay, So that's I'm
so sorry again, But that's not we don't do that.
We do just for people that are like you know,
I just you know, it's it's not too much. And
the good thing is, you know, if you do rhino plastic,

(02:16):
you want to give her a new nose, some higher
cheek bones. Really, you could do anything. You don't even
have to put her under saves money on insurance, right, No,
and thediologists, none of that stuff. She's not gonna wake up,
So I would like to see her with um sort
of a scarlet Joe Hansen nose and a Kim Kardashian bottom. Sir,
you realize you're you're asking a plastic surge in the

(02:38):
office to give your grandma who's deceased blood implants, yes,
and a new nose and higher cheekbones. And maybe there's
there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do, okay.
So so what you're saying is that when I bring
her in there for her appointment, you cannot bring not
bring your disease grandmother in here. Okay, okay. D When

(03:00):
I come in, I see where you're going with this.
I'm picking up what you're putting down. When I come
in to visit doctor for my free plastic surgery consultation
for me only for me, and I happen to bring
my grandma with me because we go everywhere together. Should
I bring a Deffel bag full of extra cash so
we can get it done. It doesn't matter how much

(03:21):
money you bring in. You're not bribing us to put
button plants and your dead grandma. You know what I'm
actually right downstairs. I'm just gonna come up the elevator
right now and then no, no, sir, sir, you need
to stop right there. That is completely against health codes.
We could get in very serious trouble, and sir, I'm
gonna have to call the police. So I think what
you're saying is there's no way you're going to give
my nana booty. Yeah, there's no way we're giving Nana

(03:44):
a booty and I'm calling a police. Okay, well, I'll
let you know it's a prank phone call. Then right now,
how about that? Pardon me, This is actually Jewel from
the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your co worker Jeans set you up. Oh, Mike. He
said that you guys get all kinds of weird phone calls,
and I thought ye had. Nothing would be weirder than

(04:04):
trying to get nanas Nana a new booty before she's buried.
Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we'd say,
mornings on the twenties,