February 7, 2022 • 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Jubal Fresh grabs the whistle and he grabs your attention when he calls an elementary cross guard to let her know that she needs to SLOW DOWN!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is mister
Doug calling from elementary school. Is this Maggie's mom, Valerie? Um? Yes,
(00:25):
this is she? Is everything? Okay? Is everything all right
with Maggie? Yes? I think everything is fine with your daughter, Maggie,
who attends our elementary school. Can you do me a favor, ma'am.
I'm calling you today because I just need to talk
to you about something. Oh, okay, okay. Is you have
the phone up to your ear? Yes? Okay, good, So
(00:46):
you got the phone right up there. Huh, I do
what is this about? I'm confused? What is that a whistle?
You're damn right, that's a whistle. This is mister Doug.
I'm the crossing guard. Are you good? You? Could you
just please put the whistle down and we can just
(01:06):
talk like adults. Slow children xing. You were driving too
fast in my school zone, ma'am. And so I went
to the office. I looked up your information, I found
out who your daughter was, I got your phone number,
and I'm calling you to say, slow it down, slow
it down. Okay. First of all, stop with the whistle.
(01:28):
It's enough, Okay, you and I can just have a
regular conversation. I don't ever blow through a crosswalk because
I want to keep the kids safe. So I know
that I'm not doing that. The fact that you went
and got my personal information and then decide to blow
whistle into the phone right now and scream at me,
who do you think you are? I think I'm mister
Doug and I'm looking out for children's safety. I am
(01:50):
the crossing guard for this elementary school, and I don't
mess you. Calm don't tell me to calm down. Slow children.
All right, mister Dougs. Since you insist on continuing to
blow this whistle into the phone, know that I'm going
to call the principle and then I'm calling the school board. Okay, look,
(02:15):
I can tell that we got off on the wrong foot. Okay.
I shouldn't have been so aggressive with you right away.
It's just that I take my job seriously. I'm the
crossing guard here, and I just I'm sorry that I
got frustrated and upset and would I would appreciate it
if you didn't call the school board and tell them
about my behavior right now, because I am a little
bit embarrassed, a little hot headed, I guess, And yeah,
(02:38):
if we could not call my bosses because I kind
of need the job. I love my job. You just
reamed me out for you could have said one thing
and gotten off the phone, but you continued to berate me.
This is uncalled for. You found my personal information. You're
blowing a whistle into the phone. I'm calling the principle.
I'm calling the school board, and I come down to
(03:00):
pick up my daughter today. I'm going to take the
whistle and I'm going to shove it down your throat. Okay,
I think I deserve that, because I do. I was
whistling a lot, and listen, if I could just say
one more thing, because I apologize, like I said, for
getting so aggressive. It's just that I just got a
little fired up. So if I could just say one
more thing, I am listening. Will you please just tell
(03:22):
me so I can get off the phone. Yes, I
will follow two over. Next thing. I have had it.
I am calling your principal. I'm calling the school board.
I am getting off the phone. This is ridiculous, and
I'm going down there pick up my daughter today. And
just know that that whistle is going to be up
(03:43):
your eye. Okay, well then I'll let you know that
it's a prank phone call right now. Then what because
I don't really want to whistle up there. Yeah, this
is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband Dave set you up?
Are you kidding me? It's a joke. He said that
you made a comment to him the other day about
how the crossing guard at your daughter's school is a maniac.
(04:04):
Seems like a maniac, So I figured, why not how
that guy call you today? Maybe Honestly, I could see
that guy making like that. Why I totally thought this
was real. Well just remember now when you go pick
your daughter up today, slow children. Next thing, I will,
I will, maybe I'll bring my own with the Jebel
(04:25):
Show on demand
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is mister
Doug calling from elementary school. Is this Maggie's mom, Valerie? Um? Yes,
(00:25):
this is she? Is everything? Okay? Is everything all right
with Maggie? Yes? I think everything is fine with your daughter, Maggie,
who attends our elementary school. Can you do me a favor, ma'am.
I'm calling you today because I just need to talk
to you about something. Oh, okay, okay. Is you have
the phone up to your ear? Yes? Okay, good, So
(00:46):
you got the phone right up there. Huh, I do
what is this about? I'm confused? What is that a whistle?
You're damn right, that's a whistle. This is mister Doug.
I'm the crossing guard. Are you good? You? Could you
just please put the whistle down and we can just
(01:06):
talk like adults. Slow children xing. You were driving too
fast in my school zone, ma'am. And so I went
to the office. I looked up your information, I found
out who your daughter was, I got your phone number,
and I'm calling you to say, slow it down, slow
it down. Okay. First of all, stop with the whistle.
(01:28):
It's enough, Okay, you and I can just have a
regular conversation. I don't ever blow through a crosswalk because
I want to keep the kids safe. So I know
that I'm not doing that. The fact that you went
and got my personal information and then decide to blow
whistle into the phone right now and scream at me,
who do you think you are? I think I'm mister
Doug and I'm looking out for children's safety. I am
(01:50):
the crossing guard for this elementary school, and I don't
mess you. Calm don't tell me to calm down. Slow children.
All right, mister Dougs. Since you insist on continuing to
blow this whistle into the phone, know that I'm going
to call the principle and then I'm calling the school board. Okay, look,
(02:15):
I can tell that we got off on the wrong foot. Okay.
I shouldn't have been so aggressive with you right away.
It's just that I take my job seriously. I'm the
crossing guard here, and I just I'm sorry that I
got frustrated and upset and would I would appreciate it
if you didn't call the school board and tell them
about my behavior right now, because I am a little
bit embarrassed, a little hot headed, I guess, And yeah,
(02:38):
if we could not call my bosses because I kind
of need the job. I love my job. You just
reamed me out for you could have said one thing
and gotten off the phone, but you continued to berate me.
This is uncalled for. You found my personal information. You're
blowing a whistle into the phone. I'm calling the principle.
I'm calling the school board, and I come down to
(03:00):
pick up my daughter today. I'm going to take the
whistle and I'm going to shove it down your throat. Okay,
I think I deserve that, because I do. I was
whistling a lot, and listen, if I could just say
one more thing, because I apologize, like I said, for
getting so aggressive. It's just that I just got a
little fired up. So if I could just say one
more thing, I am listening. Will you please just tell
(03:22):
me so I can get off the phone. Yes, I
will follow two over. Next thing. I have had it.
I am calling your principal. I'm calling the school board.
I am getting off the phone. This is ridiculous, and
I'm going down there pick up my daughter today. And
just know that that whistle is going to be up
(03:43):
your eye. Okay, well then I'll let you know that
it's a prank phone call right now. Then what because
I don't really want to whistle up there. Yeah, this
is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband Dave set you up?
Are you kidding me? It's a joke. He said that
you made a comment to him the other day about
how the crossing guard at your daughter's school is a maniac.
(04:04):
Seems like a maniac, So I figured, why not how
that guy call you today? Maybe Honestly, I could see
that guy making like that. Why I totally thought this
was real. Well just remember now when you go pick
your daughter up today, slow children. Next thing, I will,
I will, maybe I'll bring my own with the Jebel
(04:25):
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