Jubal Fresh sank your boat?

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today Jubal Fresh calls a guy whose wife set him up because he has a boat and he just started renting it out! He is really nervous about people renting it and so Jubal Fresh is going to call him as the first renter and explain why it was probably not the best idea to be fishing with dynamite on the boat and how the boat is dead and gone! Listen to see how he reacts and what he has to say about it in this new Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another jewbile phone Frank
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, I was looking
for Sean.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Speaking.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hi Sean, how are you. This is Ted Thibadeau. I'm
one of the people in the party that rented your
boat for the next few days.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, Yeah, So I.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thought I should call you and just kind of let
you in on some details that I think I need
to let you know. And I feel obligated to make
this phone call since I was, since I was on
board when it happened. I'm just gonna go ahead and
cut to the chase. That boat is capsized.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That boat is capsized.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, that boat is capsized.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That boat is currently floating the wrong way up? Actually,
it's cap size real good, and it's probably gonna think
here in a minute, I'm looking at a phone call
to you right away.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hold on, what what what did you do to the boat?
The boat was perfectly fine. Like, what are we talking
about it?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Did you ever do any fishing?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, yes, I went fishing. What the hell that got?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well? You know how when you fish sometimes if you
get a little too close, it can it can go
ahead and pop that boat right over on his head.
Get too close to what dynamite? Sorry, well, you know
the explosion that the dynamite does give off in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Dynamite. What the what are you doing with dynamite my boat?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well what happened was we was fishing. We saw a
school of fish swimming on bine, and we decided to
do less fishing more catching, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So, my friend who the fishes with dynamite, what's wrong
with you, Tommy? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
My friend, Tommy, he's fishing with dynamite. He's I said, Tommy,
you make sure you throw down to my real far
out there so those fish flow to the top. We'll
go over. We will take this boat over to the
fish since we rented this boat. But Tommy through the
dynamitic way too close to the boat. That explosion happened,
fish everywhere, and then the boat just capsized. And I'm
looking at it and it is dead. That boat is gone,
and I'm so sorry about there. That was a mistake.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, no, no sorry, no no, no no no sorry.
Is not going to fix my boat. Yes, I don't
think anything.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's gonna fix it now. It is under the water.
It is dead gone.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh my god. I know. I shouldn't have never run
in my boat out. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, we were definitely you know, we were definitely reinbust
you for the boat. I'm sure it's expensive boat as well.
You know, I do have something I do have. I
do have a boat that I could loan you in
the meantimes.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't want your debt. If you had, you had
a pissing me up. If you had a boat, the
hell you needed to print mine.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So my boat has a hole in the side of
it because Tommy did the same thing the other day.
You can't believe it. We got that boat out in
time because that boat is smaller than your boat. Your
boat dead gone. So I don't know what to do now.
I'm so sorry. If you get it instruck me on
the next thing I should do, I'll appreciate it because
it won't make sure to take care of this for you.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, maybe you need to keep your on land. That's
that's what we're gonna start with.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You need to stay on land and stay right where
you at because I don't give a d no where
we're going to go.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Right now, we just we swam the.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Shore somewhere fishing with dynamite.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's catching. It's more catching than fishing. If you fish dynamite,
you know what I'm saying. That's the way we do it.
And they you know, normally we don't have this problem.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know what. I'm hanging up the phone right now.
I'm on my way to the dock, and you better
pray it God, and you better swear and print God,
and hope that the police get to you before I
get to my boat. I'm on my damn way right now.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
But then I'll just let you know. This is actually
Jewel from Jewbil Show doing your phone frank on you
and your wife Maria set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Ah man, the show man, Yo, do that man's joke.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
She said that, man, you started renting your boat out
on the website and we're nervous about the people that
rented it this weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And so, uh man, why y'all do that? You have
my blood pressure up and everything I was. I was
about to be on my way down there.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Man, you ever try fishing with dynamite. Though it's really
a good way to catch fish.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Absolutely a terrible way to catch The Jibile Show on demand,