Jubal Fresh tells it like its about kids Football in this Phone Prank!

Jubal Fresh calls a mom and lets her know her son isn't great at football but more importantly that she DOES NOT bring bad snacks!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, Hey, this is
coach Danny. Was looking for Nicole. This is she settling.
It's gonna be a little bit of a phone call. Hello.

(00:20):
I'm sorry, yes, hello, yeah, Hi. My name is coach Danny.
I'm an assistant football coach for the Red Raiders and Dana,
how are you doing. I don't think i've actually met you.
You've probably met the other coaches, but I am calling
you today to talk about your son. What was your
son's name again? Aaron whistle on myself there for not

(00:45):
being ready with the name, but yes, to talk about
Aaron's performance on the field, and also a couple other
things with you. Yeah, that sounds great, but could you
stop falling the whistle please. It's hard for me to
hearing you. It's a little obnoxious. Sorry about that. Life
of a football coach. Carry this thing around with me everywhere.
I find myself at a grocery store blowing it right
in the middle of the aisle there. People get really

(01:06):
annoyed by that, so I apologize. I'll try to keep
the whistle down to a minimum. So your son sucks, right,
I'm sorry, Yeah, soun's not very good at football. Aaron flagrantly,
Actually gotta call penalty on how bad he is? Flagrant
horrible play right in my face ten yards. Um, Okay,

(01:27):
I don't really appreciate that. That's kind of rude to
say about my son. Well, we both know he's not
very good. That's not really why i'm calling. Though. We
have a bench he can sit on, he can get
the other player's water, it's all. It's fine. We deal
with kids who are not very athletically inclined all the time.
I'm just hoping that his mom, meaning you, is not
as bad at bringing snacks as he is at playing

(01:48):
the game. Okay, I've asked you not to blow the
whistle in my ear, and did I do it again? Yes,
you've done it multiple times on this call. Further to that,
did every parent get a call like this that's insulting
their child. I'm not sure my son belongs on this
team if he's going to be insulted this way, I
certainly Hey, listen, I would never say it to your

(02:10):
son's face. Okay. I've been a youth football coach for
a long long time, and I wouldn't say it to
his face. I know he's got no career, he's got
no hope of ever making it to any level of
like an actual competitive sports. So I don't even waste
my time with kids like that. It's the ones that
have potential that I might get on a little bit. Basically,
I'm calling about you, though. I just don't want you
to bring terrible snacks to the game. Are you serious

(02:31):
right now? You literally just phoned me to tell me
that my son is terrible at football, horrible, and then
you insult me further suggesting that my snacks might not
be good. So you want to kind of give me
a level of a boorth grade that I should think
for snacks. Oh my gosh, successive talking on that one

(02:52):
back up ten yards. So I was trying to say something.
What I was going to say was usually underperforming children
have underperforming parents. I think you've said a nupstar. I
think you've absolutely said an up coach. What was your
name again? And if you blow the whistle one more
time in my ear, I'm not only not bringing snack,
but I'm snacking my son out. I don't know you're
gonna if I do? What if you blow that whoa? Hello? Hello, Hey,

(03:20):
sorry about that. I'm sorry, I just couldn't take that.
I could tell well, I'll let you know now that
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you. What. Yeah, it's a prank phone call.
Your husband set you up? My husband didn't. Yeah, my

(03:41):
husband's responsible for this. Yes, he said that your son
just started playing football. I don't want me to screw
with you. I'm gonna do something that my husband has
not seen me do. With a whistle. No wake up
every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings in
the twenties,