Jubal Fresh thinks your "tots" are nasty in this Phone Prank!

Jubal Fresh pranks a woman who went to a spa, and her "tots" (feet) are "supes disgust!"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame only on the new Hits
one oh six point one. What Hello? Hi, this is
Sad calling with nails and spa. I was looking for Katie.
Is she? Hey? Katie? How are you? I'm fine? Thank you?

(00:21):
How are you? Yeah? I'm okay. I'm calling you because
you have an appointment coming up and we need to rebook.
That is there a reason? Um? Yeah, there is a reason.
There's a note here, but I don't really feel comp
sharing it with you. You have a note there? Is
it about me? Yeah? It is, it's about you and I,

(00:45):
like I said, I'm on compt so you're I'm sorry,
I'm uncomfortable. Yeah does that? Does that mean you're uncomfortable? Yeah,
soups soups on comfort with this And like I didn't,
I must, I should have read this like all the
way before I called you. So anyway, need to rebook
and I don't know who to book you with now?

(01:05):
So can't I just have my regular technician? Yeah? No,
that's the thing. Your rag is not going to be
able to see you anymore. So why did she leave? No?
But like I said, there is a reason in here.
But um soups on comp sharing it with you. Well,
can you get a little more I don't know, comp

(01:27):
and tell me what it is. I'd like to know,
since it's about me and the client after all. All right, fine,
like you asked me to tell you, so I guess
I'm gonna tell you. The note here says cannot deal
with her feet anymore. And I'm guessing probably because your
feet are discussed. I'm guessing what I Okay, I can't

(01:48):
even understand you anymore. I see it are discussed. Yeah, short, Yes,
what I meant was short for disgusting or disgusto, however
you want to say it. But it says cannot deal
with her feet anymore? Are you a runner something? Honey?
Like you? R you outside of that spun? Nope, it's
not your business, okay, but I just know this is okay. No, no, no, no,

(02:08):
I'm the client. I'm coming in to get my services. Yeah,
my feater in whatever state they're in, I can't tell
you you're you're here insulting my feet. Okay, but I
didn't do it. Whoever made this note did it. I'm
also telling you though you're doing plenty on your own,
my friend, you're the one drawing all of these conclusions
based on a really vague note. The reason I asked
if you're running is because like, your tots can look

(02:29):
totally beat down if you're a runner, and I wouldn't
want to touch feet like that either. So my what
books beat down my tots? You're taughts I gets for feet. No, no,
it's not. No, yeah, no it is, like that's what
I said. That's what I call feet, I call tots.
So you're taught. Okay, that's what you call feet. You're
acting like everyone speaks your language, my friend, and I'm
going to kill you. I don't. I don't know why

(02:51):
you're turning this around on me. It's probably because you're
insecure about your toats being tore up. Who guessing? No,
that's not it at all. Okay, but don't shoot the mess.
Don't shoot the mask. You realize if you just stopped
using these idiotic abbreviations and just spoke to me, you
would cut this whole conversation in half. Have you ever
seen the cartoon the Flintstones. It's like an old cartoon
from like way back in the day, like old people

(03:12):
watched it. What on earth does this have to do
with anything? Yes, so like they used to drive their
cars by running with their feet. And that's what I'm wondering,
is like, you know, are your feet beat up like that?
Like you've been driving? What are really even getting at here?
So you are just getting You're digging this hole and
it's just getting deeper and deeper and deeper. And all
of it means is that I'm gonna leave you in

(03:34):
that hole. I'm gonna stop coming to this slaunch. This
is how you talk to your customers. Okay, really, if
you're angry about having ratchet feet, that's not my problem. Okay.
You know what, what would your name again? It was Sad? Okay, Sad? Well,
how about I march myself down there with my ratchet
feet and I show up at that slaunch and I
shoved my busted cat. I would love to see that. Actually, Oh,

(04:01):
trust and believe it's gonna happen. Sad. Why are you
laughing out? I'm laughing because this is actually Jewil from
the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. What. Yes,
it's a joke. No, your sister Caroline set you up. No, No, no,
Caroline had you calling me. No, she said that you

(04:22):
get your your nails done at the same place all
the time, and you'd be really upset if somebody called
and said your feet were nasty. So don't worry. The
nail place didn't say that you had nasty tots. So
I think I think your feet are fine. I don't
think there's anything wrong with your tops. But my sister's
gonna get one up her wake up every morning with

(04:44):
jewil phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties.