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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone drame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, what's wrong? Allen? Cat?
Got your tie? Who is this? Want to play a game? Alan? No?
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I don't want to play again the game I can
the door. Let's play a game, Allen. It's called Where's
my tie? What the who are you? You're looking for
your tie, aren't you? Allen? The clock is ticking. Hopefully
you find it before you're late for your job? Interview? TikTok, TikTok, TikTok?
How do you? Who the are you? I'm the guy
who ate your ties? Want to play a game? How
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did you get into my house? How do you have
a job? Interview? Do you want your ties for your job?
And are you Allen? Yes? I want my How did
you get my ties? Who the hell are you? Then
it looks like we're playing a game How I got in?
And how I hate your ties? It is not the
important part of the importance party is you wake your job? Interview? Alan?
And to do that you need to find your ties
and I've hit them. Let's play a game. Clock is ticking?
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Who are you? Oh? Quite back? TikTok? Hello, you didn't
check the kitchen drawers, did you? Allen? I want to
play a game. How do you know the lay out
of my house? I guess we're already playing the game.
I'll give you three clues to where your ties are.
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Who are you man? Come on, I'm the guy that
knew you had a job. Interview and eat your ties,
and if you don't find them in time, you would
lay for your job. Interview? What's you alan? Here's a hint, Allen?
How long does it take you to tie a tie?
Does it take you as long as it takes to
make popcorn? What do you try? Are you saying they're
in the microwave that I'm gonna kill you? What? I
figure out? Who this is? I need to get to
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this job? Interview? The clock is ticking TikTok. How long
does it take you to tie a tie? Does it
take you as long as it takes to make microps?
People butter? Oh? Shoot? Microwaid? Why would I put peanut
butter in the Are they in the microwaver or aren't
they I'm in popcorn, not peanut butter. Also, I said
in micwave, good luck finding your ties. The clock is ticking.
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I checked the microwave and they're not in there. Who
is it? I want to play a game. No, I
don't want to play a game with me. I need
to go. They're in the microwave, are they No, they're
not They're not. I knew that already because I hate them.
Have you opened the refrigerator, Alan, Have I opened the refrigerator?
There's a cake? Is that where they are? Ties are?
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Do you want to have some cake? I don't have
time for cake? Or's what are you talking about? What
is a cake in your refrigerator and your ties are
picked into it? Whether you eat the cake or will
you miss your job? Interview Fine? If my ties are
in the cake, I will rip a part that's cake,
and then I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna kill you.
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What are you doing out? Oh? My hands are all
I just put my hands in the cake. My ties
are not in the cake. I need those ties. I
don't ed in five minutes. I'm going to miss this job. Interviewer.
Did you put your hand in the cake? Yes? I did,
and they're not there. I need to go, Joe, this
isn't funny. I know we messing with each other all
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the time. But you're messing with my life now. I
need this job. I don't know right now? Play games?
Oh my god, we're not friends anymore. I'm serious. This
is deal breaking. Is I will end our friendship over this?
Do you hear me? I legit of This is not
Joe and this is a brank phone call set up
by your girlfriend. She likes to play games. Wait what
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did you just say? I said this is a prank
phone call. This is actually Jewil from Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Blair set
you up. She has your ties. Oh my, I can't
believe the brank How did you know where I was
in my house? Your girlfriend's updating me the whole time
so that I could call you back to find your ties.
Oh my, oh my god. Okay, well I know you
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got a job interviewed to go too. So um, your
girlfriend has your ties. Choose a nice one, choose a
power tie and good luck. Now if I don't give
this job now blaming you, Joy Pizza, I'm blaming you
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