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August 12, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi, this is business Candace. Can I help you?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
My name is pe Deacons and I would like to
lodge a complaint. Can I speak to your manager?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, I'm well. Hi Pete, I hope you're well.
I'm the manager.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm not well. Can I speak to the manager.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm the manager. I'm happy to hellow you.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, so I got the manage. Your on the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What's your name again, Candid?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Candice? I have a complaint and I would like to
lodge it right now, no problem. How your restaurant ruined
my life?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Can you
provide me some details?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, I can provide you details of how your restaurant
completely ruined my life. I may not recover from what
happened to me while I was at your restaurant, and
we need to figure out how to make this better
because I'm very upset, obviously, I hope you can pick
up on that. Are you picking up on the fact
that I'm upset? Are you picking up when I'm putting down?
Because when I'm putting it down is a whole.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Lot of upset. I'm picking it up. But in order
to help you, I need some context. Okay, I can't
help you if I don't know exactly what you're referring to.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I want your server named Julio fired right away, and
I need to be compensated for the damage cost.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, I just need to know why I should fire
one of my best servers. And exactly what Dan you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was in there the other night dining with my girlfriend.
Your stake was very good. It was delicious, actually very
perfectly cooked.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, perfectly cooked. But that's not going to make up
for the fact that you ruin my life.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, listen, I would love to help you. I have
a little bit of a line for me, So if
I could just get the details, I'll give them to you.
Then I could maybe talk to Julio.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And see, I will give them to you. I was
in there the other night for a romantic dinner with
my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And who was my.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Waiter Julio exactly? Okay, mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Do I have to say much more?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I was planning on proposing to my girlfriend that night
and making her my fiance.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh congratulations, don't congratulate me because it never happened.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not only that, but she left.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, it is, this is Julio.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's all Julio's fault. It's your restaurant's fault, so therefore
it's also kind of your fault, and it's your server,
Julio's fault. Yes, she left me that night because of
what happened at the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, just to clarify, you asked her or you're asking
was interrupted.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I was going to ask her, and I did
not get a chance because of Julio.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right, Here's what happened, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I was about to propose, and then Julio came up
to introduce himself as our server, and when I looked up,
I saw him, and I mean, let's be honest, he
is a sexy man, so I perceive did to tell
my girlfriend that night how attractive he was, and I
hit on Julio and she didn't like it, and she

(03:07):
left me before I could even propose.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Uh huh, let me get this straight. You are upset
and complaining and taking my time right now and blaming
Julio for being an attractive man that you were attracted to,
but you're there with your girlfriend about to be about
to propose to Julio ruined it, No, you ruined it

(03:32):
by coming on to Julio. And actually you're the one
who should be fired from this situation.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh, Harry, I'm not sure if you've worked in this
How long have you worked in the customer service industry?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Have you ever heard of the chever?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
The customer is always right? Your server ruined my engagement,
therefore ruining my future plans. I planned on getting married,
having family, all that stuff, and now it's never going
to happen because of Julio and your your restaurant mat Listen.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
The customer is right. That woman who you were with,
she was right. Glad that your fiance said no. You
deserve to be alone and you deserve to be miserable.
You're wallowing in your misery. You won't pull yourself out
of it. Don't drag me down with you. Don't drag Julio,
and do not come to my restaurant again, and do
not wall here again. You know what, You're a weird

(04:21):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your server.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Julio set you up. Actually, what.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm going to Julio he.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Said, you deal with a lot of weird complaints, so
he wanted me to call up with the weirdest one.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, you don't even know. I deal with so many
rare complains. This one, definitely, it was the weirdest. So
you got me. You got me. Good wake up every
morning with Jubile phone pranks.
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