Juniper delivered a mattress to your home and needs some help

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Oh, hi,
this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was
looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from us recently. Ah,

(00:25):
this is he. Oh hi Ryan, how are you today?
Are you catching something? All right? Great disease on your mattress?
I'm sorry, what is this? What is this in regarding Oh,
it's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,

(00:55):
are you happy with the mattress? Uh? Yes, great. We
like our customers to be getting a great night sleep,
you know, yeah, yeah, sort of lying there dead to

(01:16):
the world, getting those great seas. Yes, okay, great. I'm
calling because we we delivered your mattress, and of course
we do the white Glove delivery service where the people

(01:37):
who deliver the mattress were the white gloves, and so
they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings
or walls or handrails any thing like that. Uh yeah,
I got I've got no complaints about it. Yes, okay, Well,

(01:59):
unfortunately I have to inform you that I was one
of the delivery people who brought your mattress to your
establishment and put it in the bedroom. Okay, why are
you going again? I have a confession, Ryan, I have

(02:21):
to come clean about something and it has to do
with you and your mattress. Oh what what are you
trying to get at? On the day that your mattress
was to be delivered? It seems that I left my
white gloves at home, and so I was not exactly

(02:43):
doing the white glove delivery service, was I? And so
I had my hands, my bare hands, all over your property.
I'm so sorry about that, Ryan, and I need to
make sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your
bedroom and anywhere else that I may have touched. I

(03:03):
do a thorough job cleaning. You'd be in a lot
of trouble. Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble
if my fingerprints were found on your property. What did
you do? Well? I think I just told you I
didn't wear with my white gloves like I was supposed to.
And so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,

(03:26):
it could come back to bite me. And I just
want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all. Yeah. Well,
why is that such a big deal? Why fingerprints? Well,
it's just because, you know, sometimes people will look for
fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,

(03:48):
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere
you said you were. You know, things like that. What
I didn't need them for my plaist. Oh, it's just
because I need to just give rid of the fingerprints
because we do white cloff delivery service and I wasn't

(04:09):
wearing my white gloves, which I normally don't make mistakes
like that. Okay, that's it. I'm calling the cops. What
on earth we're doing if we could not call them,
I don't need them involved in mattress deliveries again, what
were you doing? What were you doing before, during, or

(04:29):
after my mattress? Hey, Ryan, this is actually Jubile from
the Jubile Show doing a phone break on you and
your wife set you up. It's a joke. She said,
you guys got a new mattress the other day and
she just wanted to mess with you. Oh my god,

(04:56):
wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say
mornings in the twenties,