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Episode Transcript
It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello is this Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's been twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What the oh?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm sorry I didn't identify myself, did I? My name
is Juniper Ravensbrook and I'm calling from Fitness. Is this
Elias who's also a member? Here?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Fitness. I
was looking for Elias.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why you call me?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, because notice that you haven't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wait, what will you You timed it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, yes, because we'd like to pay attention to our
members here at Fitness and wanted to make sure that
you were able to reach your fitness goals. Maybe you
work on your cardio or whatever other parts of the
body you were interested in getting in shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This is not a very comfortable conversation, so I'm just sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted
to call in and check in and make sure that
everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes since you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
For real, though, I mean I'm sorry, thank you for
following up, but like you know, I think I found
another gym, So you know, I'm glad I got my Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So, oh boy, you found another gym?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Do you mind maybe letting me know where that gym
is just so I can put it down in the
records here.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So, dude, what's going on here? What's your thing? Like?
Why are you why are you talking to me like this? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You're sorry If anything I said came across rude, I
definitely didn't want to be rude. I just wanted to
check on I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days,
four hours, and seven minutes?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And why are you kistic with time? Why are you
being specifics with the times that have not been there?
That sounds mad, sus Well.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Because I can tell on the computer how long it's
been since you've been here, and I noticed myself that
you haven't been here in a while and wanted to
see if any of it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How would you even notice me? Like are you stalking me?
Or something like? This is not cool?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh no, let's not use that word. No, do you
do this with.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Other people there? Well? Yeah, I mean are you doing no?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the
only person that I know hasn't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like
to you a free training session. Maybe we could work
on cardio, and.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't want to train with you. Sometimes you need
to run.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Fast when they're being chased.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What did you just say, run fast and being chased?
I'm not into this.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I had hoped that maybe we could form a bond,
you and I a gym bod.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't want to form a bond with you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I found yourself. What what I have your sock? What? Yes,
the last time you were in here twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know what? How about this? You can keep my sock?
You throw my sock away in your drawer? What the
are you saying? Are you? Are you in my house? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I have no choice, I guess, because you haven't
been into the gym for twelve days, four hours, and
seven minutes, and I haven't had a chance to return
your sock in person, so I figured I would just
return it to all its other sock friends in your
sock drawer.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What the you know? I don't know what the's going on.
You could get the out of my house. If you're
in my house, I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you
weirdo serial kill a few.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know what.
It's a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What this is.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh my, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She said you were talking about how you haven't been
to the gym in a while and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah. What type of weirdo stalker I thought I had?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Man, Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym
to work on my fitness, just in case I get
chased by some weird old like you.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
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on the twenties,
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