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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day morning's the twenties. Hello,
Hi is this Trent?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hi Trent. My name is My name is Juniper, and
I'm calling from Sleep Institute, where you'll be coming in
for your sleep study tonight at eight forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, okay, Sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't
recognize the number.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh that's okay. I'll be the one that's going to
be conducting the study tonight and watching you as you
snore away or don't snore, whatever you do while you sleep.
I'll be the one that's watching. Oh. So, I was
just going to go a few things, check the temperature,
(00:59):
see how you're feeling about sleeping with me tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I I'm sorry, I admit to ignorance here. I don't.
I don't. I've not done this thing before.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You'll come in and we'll put you in a room
and strap you down to a bed and then.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wait, you strap me to a bed? Why?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh did I say strap?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh no, there's no straps. Sorry, we won't be restraining
you unless you specifically requested that. I don't have your
chart in front of me. Do you want straps?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Want traps? No? I don't want strap makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, sometimes you can form no.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
There a form or something I can find that says
you will not put straps on me while I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We can do the honor system with that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's not no, I don't want. I'm uh ah.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It sounds like you. Are you nervous about coming in
to do the sleep study tonight with me?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, I am very nervous.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
There's nothing to be right about.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right, okay, but I want to, like, and so we
want to make sure that like you're not. I don't
have an IVY or anything, right, I don't want to
like be administered.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Any drugs or anything like that. Regular sleep. You're not
going to be like putting me to sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No ivy, nothing like that. Just a drink of water
and then you get in the bed and then I
watch you all night long.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'll be honest with you. Right now, I feel like
you're gonna do something to me while I'm sleeping.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Bro, you're creeping me out here?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What the how do I need? I need you, like
in writing to know you're not going to do anything
to me.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My body is not lifeless. I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I can hear the life That's one of my step
favorite parts of the job working in the sleep study centers.
People come in so zesty and full of life, but
when they sleep, it's the opposite, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't what kind of school did you go to?
I don't want you. I don't want you. You're a technician.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You didn't go to school? Who are you?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm the janitor here?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What the dude?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Why are you even? How'd you get my number? Why
are you even called?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You were going to have to them?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And then uh, maybe I'll call the cops because what
a damn weirdo.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You are all right? You should not be doing this.
You should not be around people.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
If we couldn't call the cops, I don't want that
to happen again.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Great again, of course you've have the cops called on you. Listen, listen, listen,
I'm canceling. Let me talk to your boss. Okay, I
don't want to have to call the police, but I
will let me talk to your boss. What the hell, man,
I don't know what you're doing, but you need to stop.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You should not be around people, bro, What the how
do you get the job?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
It's a joke. She said, you have the same study tonight, Wow,
and you're worried about it and she wanted to prank you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Thank God you have a normal voice.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I am so.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Happy right now.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I guess nothing I experience tonight can be as bad
as this, right, Oh
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.