Juniper Is Ready To Assemble Your IKEA Furniture?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
I'm ready to build for you.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello? Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is this Freddy? M? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is Freddy?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me
of a character from a movie series that I liked
a lot and nightmares. And I'm sorry, I probably get
that a lot, don't you, Freddy?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh? I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is
Juniper and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website.
I'm the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today, okay,

(01:02):
and I'm very excited to get to work.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You're from Ikea.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, the furniture is simply that you ordered.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right, what time are you supposed to be at
my house?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Cutlery what what? Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet. I hope not.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
No, I have not white cutlery. Why not like a
box knife?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay
the wood out and let it breathe for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh? I'm great? Do what I love Every single day
I get to put together mom?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?
Or are you like there starting to freak me out? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first and then I'll get started.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Hold up, what do you mean out of the box?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's it's just a term that I use for getting
started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes
and piecing them together in your living room or wherever
you want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting

(02:55):
together that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when
they put it together. I've seen that before.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling Ika right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. I don't care how

(03:28):
frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay
getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, So should I exit the property? Then? If you
don't want me to be putting together, you.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mean should you exit the property? What the hell does
that mean? Are you in my house?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, the boxes were delivered. They're in my house.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What the so you're saying? Are you in one of
the boxes that was.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Delivered, Will? Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise for you.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
But surprise you. Damn right, it's a surprise.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, Right now,
you're all I'm pressing charges.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm calling IKEA. Holy, are you in my house right now?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
If you call Ikea, you may have to give them
a different name because they might not know my name.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Holy. Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang
up right now.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Freddy, this is actually Jebel from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Casey. Set you up, good book. It's a joke.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
She said that you guys got some my Kia boxes
the other day and we're waiting for a furniture as
simply person to call you and she wanted to freak
you out.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
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