Juniper the Barber

In today’s prank, things get hairy real quick! Leo thinks he’s getting a routine call from his barbershop… until "Juniper," a disturbingly obsessed janitor, starts talking about saving his hair trimmings and using them to make a wig—and even fake facial hair! 😳

Juniper insists he’s just trying to help Leo keep up with his regular appointments, but the call spirals into full-on creepy chaos. Just when Leo’s about to call the cops, Jubal reveals it’s all a joke set up by Leo’s girlfriend, who wanted to mess with him for growing out his hair.

From awkward compliments to downright bizarre revelations, this is one phone prank that will leave you laughing and cringing at the same time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
we've missed you.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm sorry. Hi. Hello is this Leo? Yeah, hey Leo.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from barbershop. And
it's been a while since you've been in, so I
was calling just to check in and see how you've been.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't done been weeks. I haven't been
in a while.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's been at least four weeks since we've seen you.
And I know that you were coming in at least
once a week to get your hair cut and cleaned up.
And so I'm just wondering if you've got an appointment
you'd like to schedule sooner. You want me to take
somebody off of this schedule to get you in right away,

(01:10):
that would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
M Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm like, okay, no, I'm growing my hair out, So yeah,
I mean, when i'm ready, I'll come in and I'll
make an appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know, it's cool, but I appreciate you're growing.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I guess you're growing your locks out.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You decide to grow the hair out, let your hair
down a bit, and let it grow for me.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, actually, my dad, who is this again? Because I'm
usually I usually just talk to David and I don't.
I don't recognize you.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
My name, My name is Juniper. I don't think we've
ever spoken before. That. I'm a big fan of your hair.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're you're you're a big Okay, you're a big fan,
and I all right, yes, yeah, I don't think I
know you man.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Ever since you started coming in, I've been paying attention
to and your appointments are and you were in here
I left the perfect curl for me.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
M what are you? What did you What did you
just say? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Nothing, I just said that the last time you were
in getting your hairs cut, you left the perfect little curl.
I've never.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Look, don't. I don't know. I don't know what you
mean by that that I just.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Mean I'm really incredibly uncomfortable with this phone call right now, and.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I think I got to go, so sorry. I don't
want you to be uncomfy. I'm the janitor here and
I clean up the floors after people get their locks cut,
and I always with a special wait point you make yours,
I can be there on time. You sweep up right
after you get your beautiful haircut.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
H Okay, all right, you're there. You're the jan you
say you're the Jen. No, this is absolutely inappropriate. This
is weird. You're weird, though, I say everything, understand.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Appointments and little maggies and keep No. Nope, the mood
you were in that.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Day, nope. Oh my god, nope, just stop talking. We
stop talking. You are You've got it, You've got an issue,
you got a problem. Clearly, this is incredibly inappropriate. I'm
going to tell the management there, absolutely like you.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You're getting fired if this is If we cannot involve,
it's not that that would be great. I don't need them, no, mystic.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Not Okay, do you need help?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I do need help? Completing my wig?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do you say completing your your wig? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Man, beautiful hair?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
No? No, no, no, no, I'm not even gonna call it management.
I'm gonna call the cops.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I can't grow facial hair, and so I wear yours
as my facial hair.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh what.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hey, leo, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh my god. I was like, is this dude? Oh
my god?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's a joke. She said that you've been growing your
hair long and it's been messing with you and wanted
to prank you about it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties