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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames. Hello. Yeah, it's a little
Gooch called from Events. I was looking for Whitney. Uh yeah,
this is Whitney. Yeah yeah, Like I was giving this
number um to call you because I guess you're looking
for a Christian rapper to perform at church or some
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kind of event like that. So they told me I'll
hit you up and yes, yeah, yeah, um name my
name is Little Gooch, little Gucci for long. That's why
I like to say, you know what I'm saying. But um, yeah,
they said she was looking for some entertainment, so I'm here.
Uh so I'm calling up to see exactly what you were. Um,
we're looking for. Yes, we're having a youthful treat this
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weekend and we need some musical performances. Uh. That's was up.
I love that, you know what I'm saying, Like getting
people fired up and the young people fired up for
the spirit, you know, And that's that's why I like
to do. I don't know if you heard any of
my work before, No, I haven't. Your company came highly recommended,
so awesome. We do all kind of events, you know,
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like we got a dance group. I'm a Christian rapper.
We got a couple of singers and stuff like that.
So you you're interested in a rapper for this event. Yes,
that's that's what I was expecting, all right, Dobe. Yeah,
So I'll just go over my set list with you
real quick then see if to see if the sounds
good for you. Heard my single spill holy Water on
that booty? Oh ext me? Yeah, like that was my
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head single a few years ago. That's how a lot
of people know me. Spill holy Water on that booty.
Oh no, it go like it's it's like, hey, twerke
that girl. Twerked that ass girl about to pull some
holy water on your big booty. Backside girl, Jesus all
over your booty. Jesus all over your booty. Oh, that's
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very inappropriate. I'm sorry, Like was it? Was it something
I said? I mean, I was a little offbeat, like
I didn't have to beat behind me, you know what
I mean. But like a lot of people, especially young
kids in the church, they love that, like it's fired
up for you know what I'm saying. I don't think
this is a message we're wanting to send to our youth.
Oh okay, all right, So what I was saying in
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my song is like basically, you know, to get fired
up for Jesus, you just you know, just douns that
booty and some holy water and dance. You know what
I'm saying. Oh yeah, I don't think that song is
going to fit very well in our programming. Do you
have any other all right? Yeah, I mean that's why
I'm calling you up so I can make sure I
get the set list right, get everything that's a little
gooch can perform at your church event and uh and
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and give you the best show possible. I got this
other single that I think it would be great. It's
called Baptize. Oh no, yeah, that's what it's called. That's
what it's called. It's like, hey, I've been baptized in
since day one, I've been baptizing the Holy Spirit and
he gives me all kinds of love. And also, I
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mean it's you know, that's a new song. It's kind
of clunky, but you know what I'm saying, Like it's
called baptized. This is highly inappropriate. Okay, I'm sorry, I
don't even like what is highly inappropriate. I'm not sure
these songs are highly inappropriate. You call yourself a Christian rapper. Yeah,
oh yeah, like I'm one of the premier Christian rappers.
I'm surprised you ain't hurting me little little Guchie for long.
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That's why I say no. It's like, hey, um, I
was blessed by Goucha. You never heard that song? No,
absolutely not, and I will absolutely not have you at
this event. I can't believe my friend Melissa recommended you
once you recommended me to you, because this is a
prank phone call. Like, I'm not even a real person.
I mean, I am a real person, but this character
is not a real person. It could be anyway. It's
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a prank phone call. What this is actually Jewel from
the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your friend Melissa sat up. Oh, she said, you guys
are planning at church youth event and wanted me to
mess with you. Oh Melissa, I'm surprised you didn't like
my song baptized him though. Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
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It was kind of catchy wake up every morning with
jubile phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,