Luggage For Ransom

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from Airlines Baggage
Recovery department.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is this Meredith?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh my god? Yes, did you guys find my bag?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're wondering if we found the luggage you lost?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Huh, well the luggage you lost, right, But yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well I guess yes, the airline did misplace your luggage.
But guess what, Meredith, And I've got your bag and
I'm ready to bring it to you.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, thank you. That is a huge relief. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I appreciate it's been tough. Are you on vacation?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I am. I am on a vacation missing my shame,
but I don't have anything to wear.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's rough.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
When you go on vacation, you die of your stuff,
you know. So I'm sorry about misplacing your bag. But
good news, We've got it and I am ready to
take it right to you so you can have your
vacation and not have to worry about your things.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, thank you very much. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So what kind of information do you need to get
from me so I can get this today?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
We all, I really need to know is one thing?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay, what's the thing?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
How bad do you want your lost luggage?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Pretty bad? It has everything? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Are we talking five hundred dollars bad or fifteen hundred
dollars bad?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
What do you mean? Is this like an insurance thing?
I don't understand what you're asking me.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, five hundred bucks it gets you the bag by
the end of the week. Fifteen hundred gets yet within
the hour.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wait are you saying that? Is this what you're comtemplating
me for losing my bag? I don't understand. Are you
trying to bribe me to get my own belonging? It
was you lost my belongings?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, well, technically I didn't lose it. The airline did.
But I am the courier and I.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, you're a representative of the airline, am I correct?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yes? But also, guys got to okay.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
And now you're trying to extort me for fifteen hundred
dollars to get back my back fifty hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're good for fifteen hundred. Then I heard say fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, I'm not good for fifteen hundred. Are you kidding
the right now?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
If you're not good for fifteen hundred. Then now, I
guess we could do seven. I could get it to
you within a day and a half. How about that
hard bargain?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
How about you give me my luggage that your airline lost,
and then I call the police and have you arrested
for extoring your customer.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, if it's about the money, I know you're good
for it. So well, yeah, I mean you got these
Louis Vuitton shoes. I know anybody who has that has
the money. I wasn't going to ask for too much
until I saw those. I was like, whoa, Hello, Okay,
Now let me get this straight.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
So, not only are you extorting me to get back
my belongings that your airline lost, You've now gone through
my things. You've gone through my suitcase, and you're bribing
me because I have designer clothes in my suitcase.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It'll be another two hundred dollars for me to take
the shoes off.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Excuse me? Yeah, are you wearing my shoes right now?
This is instane. You've gone through my luggage, you are
wearing my belongings, and now you are extorting me to
get my things back. You're probably stretching out my shoes.
You sound like a man. You're sitting in my lady
dive six slides. I don't really fully understand.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I am a man, but I got lady feet so
they fit right in. Do you want the bag or not?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yes? I want my bag. I want all of my belongings.
And you better believe I'm going to be writing a
police report and going through everything and one thing is missing.
I'm taking you to court and I'm not paying fifteen
hundred dollars. I'm not paying up. Tenny. You are bringing
my dad to my hotel right now for I am
calling the cops and this is going to be a
much bigger issue. Now, which way do you want it

(03:35):
to be?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, I just want to tell you that this is
actually a prank phone call. This is Jewel from the
Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you and your
boyfriend Doug set you up.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What yeah, Joe, Oh my god. He wanted me to
tell you that it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The airline got ahold of them today and they have
your bag and it'll be there this afternoon, but he
wanted to mess with you first.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh that's ample

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Wake up every morning with Jewble phone pranks.

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