Man steals thriving tomatoes from private garden

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Well, hey, neighbor. Hi, Hi,
this is this Meghan. Yes, it is hey Meghan. How
are you. We have not met yet. My name is
Pete Eakins and I live a few blocks over. Actually

(00:23):
got your phone number from your neighbor. Tim.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, okay, nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, it is a pleasure to meet you. The owner
of the community pe pay h. What you call it
a pea patch or a garden? I see some people
calling it a pepa ash. I think that's fun to say,
you know, pepay ah, the community pea patch that you
that you run.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I think maybe you're a little confused. I have a
garden in my yard.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's not the community garden. Okay, garden. We'll go with
garden instead of p pash. So yeah, hey, I got
your number from your neighbor because I just had to
call you. And what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm sorry, yeah, what do you I don't what do
you mean doing?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I mean, what are you doing to make such great tomatoes?
I mean I've never tasted a tomato sweeter than the
few that I grabbed from the community garden the other day.
Oh my delish what's the secret? What's the secret sauce?
I gotta know?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, I think you're confused. It's not a community garden.
It's my private, personal garden. It's on private property in
my yard. Did you are you trying to tell me
that you trust that into our yard and stole tomatoes?
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I definitely did not trespass into any yard. I was
walking by your house. I noticed a community garden, and
I did partake of the amazing tomatoes. What's the secret, sauce? Yeah,
that's right here in the community.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
So yeah, No, it's on my private property in my yard,
which I own.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Details meatails, details, metails. Tell me about tomatoes. Those are
the Those are the ripest tomatoes I've ever seen, and
they tasted delicious. Do you have more? Can I go
over there and grab some more today?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh? So you're the one. You're the one who stole
the tomatoes. You're the person who did it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hang on a second, Hang on a second. They're a
makan as a concerned neighbor. If somebody stole tomatoes out
of the community garden.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You stole tomatoes out of there. You just admitted this
to me. Yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, I grabbed some tomatoes out of the community garden. Yes,
and they were delicious.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
And so you grabbed some tomatoes out of my private garden.
It is not a community garden.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Details metails on that one, yes, and.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's an important detail garden in the community, important meal.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, I want to track down whoever stole the tomatoes
because I wanted some more of those fellows. They were a.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Mad You're the one. You're the one who did it.
It was you.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I just came in grabbed some out of the community garden.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, which is stealing. It's a private.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Garden in the community, private property details tail.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's an important detailed meatail.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, it's extremely important because it's my personal garden.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And I'm going to ask you, sir, not to trespass.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I think we're taking our off the prize there, Megan.
We need to find the thief of those to mates,
because nobody should be you.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
You told me it was you.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
My tomato pants were thriving, they were doing amazingly, and
we were about to go out and kick them, and
then all of the tomatoes were gone, and now you
called me to admit.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
To me that it is you. They were admitted to
me that you're the one who did it. They were thriving.
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil from The Jewel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend
Victor set you up. It's a joke. What Yeah, he
said that somebody took some tomatoes and you were very
upset about it and you wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, I am very upset about my tomato. So you
don't know who really did.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It, man, no no idea. But I think they're in
for it because it sounds like they were thriving. Wake
up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties,