Meet Josephine: The Mole You’ll Never Forget

In this hilariously bizarre Jubal Phone Prank, a man nervously preparing for mole removal surgery gets a call from his "doctor"—but things get wildly uncomfortable when the conversation turns... personal. From naming moles to whispering goodbyes before slicing, this prank takes dermatology to unsettling (and hysterical) new heights.

Listen in as the prank spirals and the victim starts to question everything—including the sanity of his surgeon. If you're into awkward humor, unexpected twists, and top-tier prank calls, this episode is a must-hear.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jebile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. WHOA,
I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis. M
excuse me, Hi, Rick, my name is Juniper, and I'll

(00:20):
be the doctor who's doing your mole removals today. And
I was just calling to go over a few things
before our big meeting. Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I thought I was seeing a doctor Lindon, not doctor Juniper.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be
on a first name basis with my clients. I find
it much more soothing. Since I'll beginning to know your
epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well,
I think. And we got a bit of time with
each other this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it. I've

(01:03):
already been charting all the moles that I'll be slicing
off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly. It
should go smoothly.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had
moles removed before. This call doesn't feel standard.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I
find that most of the people and my profession into
not really love their job as much as I do,
and I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and
all things epidermis, and so I like to put in
the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.

(01:48):
I mean, you are coming in for me to lance
things off of your epidermis, okay, photos several times. Oh,
and the moles are so asymmetrical, it's very impressive. Rick,
Has anybody told you that your epidermis has impressive moles?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, because that's weird.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh oh it is. I was also shocked with how
impressive they were, if that's what you're saying. The one
on your shoulder, I've named it Josephine, and I can't
wait to lop her off.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't know what that means, Josephine.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That would be the mole that's on your left shoulder.
Her and I are going to have a little conversation today,
aren't we. I'm excited to lean in and whisper to
her bye bye before slicing her off of your epidermis.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her.
Are you some sort of Hannibal lecter of epidermaology? What
the hell?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh? No, I just take a lot of passion for
my job, and I just didn't. I enjoy what I do,
and I love the epidermists, and I love cleaning off.
I love cleaning off the dirty little nodules on the
epidermists because the epidermists should be clean and free of
dirty little nodules. Don't you think.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know what you're saying? This is creepy, man.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
What I'm saying is your epidermis has some dirty little
nodules that need to be taken care of, and I
have just a knife to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are you sure you're a licensed doctor? You sound like
some deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that
I am coming into your office today or ever is
it away from me?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't know. So I'm a little confused that you're
having some surgery nerves. Is there another reason that you
won't be making the appointment today because I was looking
forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting my blade.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but
I was fine until I talked to you. But you're psychopath, bro,
I'm not. No. No, you should lose your license. You
should be arrested. My mold. Josephine meeting your blade. You're
soopath medical procedure. What is wrong with your hair?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone rank on you and your wife sets you up.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
She said that you had an appointment today to get
some moles removed, and you get nervous about stuff like that,
and she wanted me to creep you out.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my god, that's that's really funny.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon. Okay, wake up every
morning with Jubal phone pranks