Memory Foam Mattress Didn’t Work

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Mattresses.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah, hello these mattresses.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, I got a bone to pick. What's your name?
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Mm hmmm Andrew? Huh? Are you the one who helped me?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm not sure. When when did you come in?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I was in there and I bought a mattress, and
I want I have half a mind to sue you
for false advertising.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Se you would sue us for false advertiser.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Mats it happened.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I said, I have half a mind to sue your
company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.
I bought a mattress from you, and it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm sorry, it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It doesn't work at all.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Can you be more specific?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I forgot my anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You forgot your anniversary some time? How did I have
to do with the mattress?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, the missus we've been together for a long time. See,
I'm having trouble remembering, even when it was for sixty years.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
First time I forgot the years.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
First time I forgotten anniversary, and that includes when I
was in the war over there.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know, and I had you know, doing things with anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You think the mattress made you forget your wist anniversary, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It didn't make me remember it, did it?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and
I have been more forgetful than ever.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're confused. That's not what memory phone means.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the
word memory means. I don't think you could get over
on me just because I seem to be a little
bit older.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm still pretty stry.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I found it up. I'm saying, the memory foam is
not that's you're thinking, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.
I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,
more mad than when I was overseas playing with the
lady boys.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Sorry, that's not the memory foam is that? It just
it memorizes the contour of your body. It's not. It
has nothing to do with your your plane.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't need you talking about my body contour and
how you want to rub.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Me up and down?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's what you just said to the contours. Say that
I'll have you know. I'm a married man, yeah, sixty years.
You told me got his wife's anniversary because your memory
foam mattress doesn't do crap for the memory. And now
I call up and mister Hansey over, give me your manager.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I am the manager. What do you, sir?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I am very hands on my contour body.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I did not say that, sir. I did not say that.
I did not say I want to put my hands
on your contour.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Why are you talking about my luscious curves?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Then, no, I did I did not say that. You
said you forgot sure, fine, fine, I did not say that.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Fine, We'll give you my address and I do. I'll
tell you when she leaves, and come on over.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Sir, sir, I am not coming to your house. What
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess you could show me how this mattress works.
Then what do you, sir?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That is highly inappropriate, But it is not my fault
that you don't know what memory phone means. And I'm
very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And I
am not coming over to your house to display with
your contour whatever you just contour body.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, I am, but I got luscious curves, and I
guess you would never.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Remember me here about your luscious curves.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Please, okay, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. What.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and your code? You Dave set you up?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh no, you talk the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people
who are mattresses, and you wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I can't believe that that. Oh my god, he's in
so much trouble.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I can't believe you want a contour my body.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah. Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints
we get.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's ridiculous. Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks

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