Mover finds Buddha statue, and spends some time with it

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, my name is P Dickins. I'm calling from moving.
Is this my Reek?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, this is Marek. How you doing.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm well, thank you very much for asking. I'm calling
in regards to your move the other day. I was
one of the movers.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Actually, yes, I am highly disappointed, more pissed because you
all took three hours longer than you were supposed to.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right, yeah, okay, Well anyway, Hey, I don't deal with
the you know, all that kind of stuff. I was
actually calling to ask you a question about something completely.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Different, completely different.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, I'm wondering when my good luck is going to come?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Good luck?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, like, what's the what's the delivery date on that?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm still waiting on my luck. Man over here, my
Buddha right now, trying to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So when we were moving,
I actually saw your gold Buddhist statue, and so I
spent some time with it, and I'm wondering how long
until the luck comes?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What? Excuse me? You spent some time with it? What
do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, well I sat there for about, you know, about
twenty minutes. Or so talking to the Buddha, rubbing the
Buddhist belly, uh, telling the buddham my hopes and dreams
all the things that I needed. And then I figured
it might need a little longer and that so I
was in there. I was probably I don't know, I'm
talking to the Buddha for quite a bit anyway, and
I'm just wondering how long until the luck comes?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
So you telling me that you all took so long
because y'all were basically playing with my Buddha, hoping on something,
waiting on luck. Is that really what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, well, no, when we were moving your stuff, I
the other guys were still moving stuff, but I was
in the room talking to the Buddha for a little
bit and I just won. I mean, I'm not calling
about that. I'm calling because I'm just wondering how long
until I see the return on my conversation the Buddha.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
So so, so this is this is absolutely crazy. So
y'all wasn't even moving anything.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Y'all were just well, probably with Buddha and trying to
move my dreams forward. So yeah, how long?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man? I don't know. Man, just keep working hard, Like
what the hell you mean how long.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, I mean, you know, for the Buddha statue to
deliver on the deliver the goods.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
So you touched my Buddha? You know what? I was
passed down to me?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right well, I didn't know anything about it, but I
saw it there and I was just the I did
rub rub his belly a little bit, gave me a kiss,
It kissed me. Oh my god, we kiss you kissed?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
What the hell did We did a little more, but
that was totally.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Potential and what is going on?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So I'm wondering how long until I see you know,
the good luck come from that, because it was quite
an experience.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
So you're saying you got sexual with my Buddha?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh no, it got he got sexual with me, but
I was. I can't pass that.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh my gosh, man, it's disgusting. I'm calling your boss.
I'm calling my lawyer. I'm getting you arrested sexual harassment. Man.
Just know you'll be sorry you ever got sexual with
my budder, because I will be at that store front
very soon and you won't like what you got coming
your way. Man.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, well, I'll just let you know. There's a phone
prank then, and this is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone brink on you and your buddy
Troy set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
What oh prank?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, your buddy said that you had movers the other
day and they took longer than expected and had to
charge you more. So he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You so so so so you you didn't get sexual
with my buddher.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, No, I did not. I don't know if the
other movies did though, but I definitely did not.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh Man, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.