Mustang Mayhem: The Goat-Pocalypse

What happens when a man gets a call that his beloved '67 Mustang has been ravaged by goats, chickens, and a rogue petting zoo? Chaos. Jubal calls up Andrew to let him know his classic car may be a total loss… unless animal control can arrest a goat. This phone prank gets unhinged fast—and the twist at the end is priceless.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
did you just back away from yeah? Back away from
the oh? Hello? Hello, yes, hello, yes, hello, I'm sorry.

(00:21):
Let me go into another space. I just one second.
Let me just go into another space right without without
this hang on one second? So sorry about that. You
start closed the door real quick, okay, yes, hello, Yes,
I'm looking for Andrew. Yes, this is the Vendre. Hello Andrew.
My name is Ted Dibideau, and I'm calling from storage

(00:43):
is a place where you keep your classic nineteen sixty
seven Ford Mustang fast Back? Yeah, it's what's going well?
I'm calling you say, because there was just been a
little bit of an issue that I need to discuss
with you. And so sorry about the beginning of that
phone call. There just kind of noisy, and so I
just you know, can't come inside. What's what's going on?

(01:04):
Do miss a payment? What's what's going on for the
month away? Which? Please just step away from it, step away,
step away. I'm so sorry. Let me I close the door. Yeah,
I close the door again. Sorry about that. I can't.
I don't have a lot of time. Can you can
you get to the point here? Well, yes, so how
do I put this elegantly? Your your car, your nineteen

(01:30):
sixty seven Classic Ford Mustang? Are you staring with us
here at storage company? Unfortunately that nineteen sixty seven Mustang
is dead and gown. I think, well, what do you mean,
what do you what do you mean dead and gone? Well,
I mean I mean that most thing is dead, that
most thing is gone. And I'm so sorry. What happened
to my car? Well, yes, I'm so sorry. I know

(01:55):
I'm taking taking my sweet time getting to the point.
What happened to my car? Well, goats hampened, and then
maybe some and then some chickens, and then here it's
got It's just was it was ravaged. Rabbis by what
are you kidding me? Can you just can you explain

(02:16):
to me what happened in my car? Yes, let me
just look at it and make sure on something real.
I'm just gonna look at the car real quickly. Just
see how bored you come down there? Away from the vehicle,
step away, step away. I cannot get the I cannot
get them. Ranked. I'm so sorry. Yes, uh, what it happened? Well? Uh.

(02:39):
As an effort for the community, we decided to hold
a little pen zy for anybody who lives in the
community to come by with their children's and you know,
pet the goats and things like that, and uh, well
the goats took quite a like in their vehicle, so
much so that they, you know, broke the windows got

(02:59):
in there pretty much at all. The post postery and uh,
chickens and gotten in the engine and stuff like that. So,
I mean, I don't know if it's a total loss yet,
but I mean, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hold on, are you are you trying to tell me
that that these these animals got in my car? Yes?

(03:23):
What else does that even happen? How does that even happen? Well?
You a petting zoo near that near near my my
my car. We had a goat here with horns. He's
still he's still ramming away at it. He's just ramming away.
I don't know if I don't know if it's a color,
but he is ramming away at it. So he's you
have you have you called animal control? Have you called

(03:44):
the police? Is this is this? What is what are you?
What are you guys doing? Well? I hadn't thought about
calling the police. I don't know if they can put
a handcuffs. I've never seen a golden handcuffs. I don't
think they can arrest the goats. I'm coming down there
right now. I are you You better be there? What's
your name? Are you better be there? I Am going
to come down there right now. And you know what,
And if you don't have this under control, if you

(04:05):
don't call animal control, I'm gonna pick down there myself.
I'm gonna kee goats in the face. If you don't
get away from my car, please get them the Hey, Andrew,
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
Oh are you Are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke.
She said that you have a classic Mustang and it's

(04:26):
your baby and she wanted to mess with you. Oh
my god, that was a nightmare. Oh my god, that
is that is so cruel? Are you kidding me? So
is my car? My car is okay? Yeah, like my
car's okay. This is not being attacked by goats at
the moment. Oh my god. Wake up every morning with
Jubal phone Franks, we say mornings on the twenties,