Nanna Plastic Surgery

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Doctor.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey Evan, how are you doing. My name is Pete Eakins,
and I have an appointment coming up next week and
I just wanted to call and touch base with you
guys a little bit about something.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, okay, okay, what do you need to know?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, it's I don't think when I made the appointment,
I described exactly what I was looking for, so I
just wanted to make sure you guys were ready. I've
never been to a plastic surgery office before, so I
didn't even know like what I should be prepared for.
But I also think that you guys should be prepared
for my visit as well.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, that's perfectly normal that we get that all the time.
I'm a very understanding, no problem. So what was the
main thing that you wanted to see doctor for?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Long story short? Okay, my nana past recently your nana.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's all right. Nannakin's past and it's fine. You know,
she was older and we all saw it coming. She
was fine, made peace with her maker before before kicking
the old bucket. But she did pass on to the
other side. So Nanakin's is no longer with us, and
I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,

(01:20):
so that's why I wanted to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
So the passing of your Nana.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Nana Nanikins, Nannakins.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm just not sure and no offense. Why any plastic
church it's office would have anything to do with your Annakins.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh well, I want her to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah,
I mean I want her to look her best, and
it's frank frankly, she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also,
like I said, she was one hundred and five years old,
so skin's kind of wrinkly and all that. You know,
I want her to look twenty two again and put
her on the ground. That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no, sir, we don't okay, So that's I'm so
sorry again, But that's not we don't do that. We
do just for people that are like you know, I
just you know.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's not too much. And the good thing is, you know,
if you do rhinoplasty, you want to give her a
new nose, some higher cheekbones. Really, you could do anything.
You don't even have to put her under saves money
on insurance, right, no anesthesiologists, none of that stuff. She's
not gonna wake up. So I would like to see
her with sort of a scarlet Johansson nose and a

(02:34):
Kim Kardashian bottom.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So you realize you're asking a plastic churgeon's office to
give your grandma who's deceased.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, and a new nose and higher cheekbones, and.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Maybe there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do, Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So what you're saying is that when I bring her
in there for her appointment.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You cannot bring not bring her disease grandmother in here.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, Okay. When I come in, I see where you're
going with this. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
When I come in to visit doctor for my free
plastic surgery consultation for me only for me, and I
happen to bring my grandma with me because we go
everywhere together. Should I bring a duffel bag full of
extra cash so we can get it done?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It doesn't matter how much money you bring in. You're
not bribing us to put butt implants in your dead grandma.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know what, I'm actually right down stairs. I'm just
going to come up the elevator right now.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
And then no, no, sir, sir, you need to stop
right there. That is completely against health codes. We could
get in very serious trouble, and sir, I'm going to
have to call the police.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
So I think what you're saying is theres no way
you're going to give my nana a booty.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, there's no way we're giving Nana a booty and
I'm calling a police.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, well, I'll let you know. What's a prank phone call? Then?
Right now? How about that?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pardon me?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
This is actually Jewbile from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your coworker Gene set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
He said that you guys get all kinds of weird
phone calls, and I was like, yeah, nothing would be
weirder than trying to get Nana Nana a new booty
before she's buried. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks,
we say mornings on the twenties