Nice to meet you, devil lady!

Pete Ekens (Jubal Fresh) calls his new neighbor Shelly to introduce himself and the new neighborhood menace played by 8-year old Jack! Lets just say things are about to get heated!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, mess me
to Shelley. Please, Hi Shelley. My name is Pete Eakins.
I know we haven't met yet, but I got your
phone number from one of our neighbors, Blaine, and I
was just trying to introduce myself. I just moved into
the neighborhood. Oh you're the new neighbor. Okay, yeah, we

(00:21):
watched you move it in. Oh like how well, I
mean we saw the truck. Okay. For a second, I
was kind of like, where did I move to? I mean,
these people are like watching me move in through my
windows and watching me shower, you know, and I shower
naked like a lot of people do. So that's what
I was thinking when you said that. Oh no, no,

(00:43):
nothing like that. All right, good, Well you scared me
there for a second. Well anyway, nice to meet you.
Neighbor same here. Yeah, well I hope you don't mind
me calling. I did get your number from Blaine, like
I said, and he said it would be cool to
just give you a ring and introduce myself. I'm just
trying to introduce myself around the neighborhood. So again, the
name is Pete Eakins. You have my phone number now
if you ever need it should be on your call.
R Id and um, a little bit about me. Got

(01:06):
a wife, got a kid, and like to have fun
and to meet the neighbors and maybe barbecue once in
a while if you're that sort of thing. Oh, okay,
so you have a kid. How old? Actually he's right here.
I'll love him. Say hi. You go ahead and say
hi Jordan. Oh, hi, there he is. Hello. How old
are you? That's none of your business, devil lady. Oh hey, Jordan,

(01:27):
Jordan didn't. Let's not start doing that now. Okay, let's
I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, that was a little weird. Yeah,
he's just he's still talking to the devil lady. Jordan,
cut that out. Yes, I am still talking to the
devil lady. I didn't mean to call you that. I'm
so sorry. Oh that was definitely uncalled for and that
was very awkward. So I'm sorry. Oh, okay, hey, Dad,

(01:49):
give me the phone, give me the phone. I want
to talk to you her. Okay, but you can't call
her a devil lady again. Okay, you got that, shut up,
give me your phone. Okay, here you go. Sorry about
that Hi novil lady. Oh, um, hello any cats? Cats? Um? No,
I don't Danny dogs, Yanny, ferrets, any animals at all.

(02:12):
Can you just put your dad back on the phone please?
You know what you remind me of? No, you remind
me of another double lady we used to live next.
It's not nice. Shut up, I said about Okay, um,
you know what happened to that double lady's house. Now
hold on, give me that phone right now. You can't
be telling people you don't run. I'm the adult. Hello,

(02:36):
you're in a phone. Ma, No, you go to your room. So,
I'm so sorry about that unthing. Okay, yeah, everything's great.
He gets a little carried away when you stop that whoa, whoa? Um,
I'm sorry. Um, what did he say in the background?
Out He was saying, you know, I'm gonna build a

(03:00):
house down. That doesn't make sense. It does Now I
have to turn a house down. He said, he's going
to burn your house. Um. We have had to move
six times because of that, mister, and that is not
going to happen again. That's not going to happen again,
I assure you. Okay, oh okay, all right, that's that's
enough for me. And that's enough for me too. You

(03:20):
get in your room, mister. I am so kids these tastes,
so listen. If you you or your child come near
my house, I'm gonna call the police. I'm getting worried
now because this is not okay. I mean, these are threats. Oh,
I'm sorry. We haven't made any threats or anything else,
just to kid making jokes. I'm not laughing. It's not funny.

(03:40):
You don't know me. It's not funny. And I I'm
telling the police it's should we tell her that is
phone call? I don't think we should tell her any
of that now. I'm gonna tell her right now. He
is out of control. I'm so sorry about that. I
gotta go. Phone call. Okay, you don't have to just
yell at her like that. Then it's a prank phone call?
What Yeah, this is actually Jewil and Jack's from the

(04:04):
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. And oh
my gosh, your neighbor Blaine set you. No, your neighbor
Blaine set you up. He said that somebody just recently
moved into your neighborhood and he wanted us to scare you.
Oh my god, what a nightmare. I'm gonna kill him.
Sorry for messing with you, Double lady, I'm not actually

(04:27):
going to burn your house down. Wake up every morning
with jewil phone pranks.