Old Man Frank Loses It Over a “Sexy Vampire” Lawn Display

A neighborhood feud brews when Old Man Frank calls a woman demanding she take down her “distracting” Halloween decorations—especially one sultry vampire he just can’t stop staring at. 😳 What happens next spirals fast! Don’t miss this hilarious prank call only on The Jubal Show. Listen now for the full chaos and laugh-out-loud moments!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubal Phone Pranks mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, if he laughs at me one more time, I'm
punching him right in the face.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm sorry what I said.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
If he laughs at me one more time, it's coming
to fisticuffs.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I haven't raised a fist to anything or anybody since
the war, but I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hello. What are you talking about? Is this Kara? Yeah? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is Frank. I was looking for Cara. It lives
on four Too one Street.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I got your number from one of our neighbors.
I live a few houses down from you. My name
is Frank.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, Frank, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And he needs to knock it off.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm sorry, I'm very confused, Frank. What are you talking
about now?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was just doing my morning walk the last four mornings,
and every single time I walked by your.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
House okay, okay, Hello, Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Take up, I can't hear very well.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Every time I walk by your house, it's laughing at
me with its stupid grin, and it's just laughing at me.
And yesterday I almost approached him and punched him right
in his stupid face.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Are you talking about my Halloween decorations?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And the yeah you're pumpkin that's outside with a grin
on his face that just laughs and mocks me as
I walk by in the morning on my morning walks.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Uh, yeah, No, I'm not gonna knock it off. It's
a Halloween decoration. I'm sure you've seen plenty of them
in your lifetime, so no, I'm not gonna knock it off.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Another thing is, I was on my morning walk while
that jack O lantern you have outside your house was
just cackling away at me, and I ran into some cobwebs.
You got cobwebs all over the place out there, clean
it up.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't know if you've noticed. It's October and most
of the neighborhood is decorated for Halloween. So I don't
know if you need to go a different route. But
this is my house and we've decorated for Halloween, So
I'm not sure what to tell you about that.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
That is the path that I take every morning for
the past thirty years, and now I'm getting laughed at.
I'm running into cobwebs, and my wife wants to leave
me all because of what you got on your lawn.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Knock it all. It sounds like your wife probably wants
to leave you for other reasons, and part of them
might be that you can't handle Halloween decorations. So that
sounds like a personal problem.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
My wife wants to leave me because I won't stop
gawking out the window.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, that sounds like a personal problem. You maybe should
work on that. That has nothing to do with mine.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I wasn't. I wasn't gawking out the window with binoculars
until you had that sexy vampire out there, and now
I can't stop looking at it. It's making me feel
ways I haven't felt in fifty years.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So your wife wants to leave you because you are
fantasizing about sexy vampires. I don't blame her. I'm sorry
you haven't seen a sexy woman in decades.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But it wouldn't have happened if you didn't put a
sexy vampire right and smack dab in your lawn. Wouldn't
have had to buy binoculars. So I can sit there
all night and stare at it, and the im.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
How ridiculous you sound? Eh, you bought binoculars to look
at my sexy vampire like Frank, you maybe should find
other hobbies.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and my wife is not happy about it because
I haven't felt that way about her in at least
twenty years, and now she's jealous of the vampire.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You need to get a life. This is unbelievable that
you're calling me over my Halloween Decorry.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You don't take the decorations down. I'm coming over there
in an hour. I'm punching the jack O lantern in
the face and I'm making sweet whoopee with the sexy vampire.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Frank, you so absolutely deranged right now, and if you
come to my house, I am one thousand percent calling
the police.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hey Kara, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone prank on you. Your husband set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's a joke. Oh my god, I cannot believe that
I thought that that was real. I wake up every
morning with Jubal phone pranks.