Pastor Freak Out

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, my name is Pastor Tom Dinkins, and I was
looking for Sandy. This is her, Sandy. Hi, how are you?
Once again? My name is Pastor Tom Dinkins. I will
be officiating your wedding coming up in a few days.
I know Pastor's doing it, but unfortunately he had a
family event, and so I'm the one that's feeling in
for him, and I thought I should call you and
talk to you.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
For a second. Yeah, that's great. Thank you so much
for helping us out.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, I hope you're having a blessed day and it's
nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Nice to meet you, doo.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I am very very excited for you to be my
first nuptials first, yes, my first, and I know it
won't be the last, so I'm very excited for you
to pop my cherry.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh yeah, that's that's an interesting reference.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But well, the reason i'm calling is your weddings in
just a few days and I want to see if
he needed any help. Are you going to be delivering
your own vows or did you need to help with
those vows? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, we've both written our own that sounds beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I hope it'll be full lover. Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah? Yes, I'm so sorry about that. I'm fine. Just
you know, just just thinking about your wedding and your vows,
and you and your fiancee Sean being so full of
love and being so excited about the future makes me
think about the fact that that.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm so sorry about that. I apologize to you and
to the man upstairs for using that language. Yes, anyway,
back to you and your vows, how long do you
expect them being.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sure? Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yes, I'm so sorry about this. My wife left me,
and so now I'm thinking about the big day, your
big day, and the beautiful ceremony and all the love
and the air and all the excitement around your nuptials,
and I'm just thinking about how she loved me.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, it's okay. I'm really sorry that happened to you.
But do you think you're gonna be okay to do this?
It seems like maybe you need more time or something.
Oh I don't feel like maybe have someone else who.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Could more time for I'm sorry, I guess I misunderstanding
more time for what? Well? I wish I had a
few more minutes. Yeah, just a little more time. But
I'm sorry, go.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ahead, Oh, should you be doing a wedding? Like maybe
you're not really ready to, Like maybe you should focus
on my funerals and stuff for now.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh no, I'm perfectly did you sound like I'm not okay, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Just a little worried you're gonna cry at the wedding,
but like in a sad way, like I'll probably cry,
but like in a happy way. But I don't really
think I want you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I know those every tears. I know the every tears.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I had them at my wedding ten years ago. But
I cannot and I cannot wait to officiate your wedding.
I'm so sorry about it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So wait to tell them all about my ex wife
and her oh going outside of the relationship. I cannot
wait for them.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
My gosh, okay u, pastor, I really don't think that's
appropriate for my wedding. Like that's something that I think
you need.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
To do on your congregation is going to know every
sort of detail. Yeah, no, this.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Isn't gonna work. You cannot use my wedding as a
place for you to talk about your x Y cheating
on you. You cannot do our wedding.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Everything, Well, you can't get married in this church if
I can't do your wedding. And also I don't think
you should be wearing a white dress. Actually, I think
i've heard some things.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Excuse me, what the hell? Sorry? But what the hell? No,
the wedding is in a few days. We're getting married
at that church. This is insane. Our old pastor was wonderful,
and I don't know how he would have ever picked you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
He's the one that ran off with my wife.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
What okay, No, you know what, I'm not getting married.
I don't care. It's in a few days. I'll figure
something out. This is insane. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
a phone prank. This is Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your fiancee. Sean
set you up. It's a joke. He actually worked it
out with the other pastor to tell you that he
had to cancel so he could do a prank on
you before the wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I was freaking out. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I enjoy your wedding now, I'm sure it'll go great
compared to WOC.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm gonna kill us, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,

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