Perv Dog

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi, am I speaking with Kelly. This is she Hello Kelly.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, my name is Pete.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sure. To be quite honest, I get those things so
often I just kind.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of crowd them. Okay, Well, we'd appreciate it if you
read them line by line, Thank you very much. Anyway,
I'm calling for a different issue today. We need to
talk about something very serious. There's been a major complaint
made about you. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
But do you okay, well, I'm all yours.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is this about the watering?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
H No, this is not about the water, but maybe
we need to have another discussion.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I've got a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, what is the dog's name Ziggy.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags.
Maybe you should take some bags that were made by
Trojan because Ziggy obviously made whoopee with another one of
our residents' puppies, and now that dog is pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's impossible for a lot of differents. Hmmmm hmmm, that's crazy.
You've totally got the wrong dog.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to And that is not acceptable here. And
I'm really what your dog is out there monster Mash
and other dogs, and I am not happy.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
About monster Great, what are you talking about? Who is
the person who put his complainant?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And who is this? I need to get your name.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog
that he.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wants to read the needle. I'm so sorry, but that
is not what's happening at all. He never gets out
on his own. He's always on a leash, and I'm
always with him. I think I would I would you
call it monster mash, I would know that, and it's
absolutely well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't want to say that. I don't want to say,
send me a letter.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
If this is what's really happening, send me a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh, I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter. Have a nice little fine
in there, unless you start making him wear pants.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Pants.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see any
of her dogs in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is just digusting that you would allow him to
do that.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yes, me right now, And no he doesn't. He doesn't
need to wear pants. And guess what he's actually fixed,
six spade. But whatever it is that they do to
make him not be aware.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well it didn't take because one of our dogs in
the community is with child. Now, how do we got
that it's his? Because that's what the complaints, said man.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was walking
around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean it's true.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Just because somebody complains doesn't mean it's act.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, then, how did the other puppy get pregnant if
it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?
Oh come on, what that is solos?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is absolutely ridiculous. Listen. If you don't believe me,
come on over to my house. He's got the address right,
so I.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Will pick him up physically, cradle him in my arms,
and you can check out his because he doesn't have
them all right, I will write his legs for his
little pervert leg and you can take a look and
you can see he has.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
No I would love to do that. What I'm laughing
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ray say you up, Oh my god, that is so insane.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I do want to take you up on that offer,
though that sounded Entice wake up every morning with Jubile
Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties

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