Pete Eakins Got You Some Bread

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame. Hello, it's a great day
of insurance? Is pe deakins? Is this Mark?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is hey Mark. How you doing? My name is Pete.
I'm calling from insurance and I have an update on
your claim.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, yeah, man, I expect to be getting a lot. Man.
That's a major company.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we call that the golden goose and
the insurance business. When you have a driver of a
delivery truck of a major company, you know we're inja
or in any way. I mean, you know you're going
to get a big settlement. Yes, sir, So how you feeling.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm feeling good. You know we're covering, but I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right, Well, don't get too excited and jump around
and give yourself a whiplash because I have got an
update for you, my friend.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, yeah, go and give me that because I know
they got to be dish round a lot right now,
because I know I saw him texting and driving. Got
that already, Get me the text from the driving and
everything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, I bet you that guy's having a tough
time at work. I mean, that's a major company. You're
going to cost them a lot if you're delivery driver,
texting and driving on the job, you know, yeah, man,
And I happen to be very good in my job. Mark.
That's why it's my pleasure to call you in and
tell you that you are getting a lot of bread.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh man, great, yes, sir, I'm neat this man. It's
been a long time coming, man.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And when I talk about bread, Mark, when I say bread,
I mean for the rest of your life. You're not
going to need any more bread Man.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
This is a blessing, I swear. Man. Now, I ain't
know I was getting that much, But what this I am.
I'm kind of happy. Dad, I got hit.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, I bet so. Hey. I have already come to
terms and stuff, and I want to give you all that.
But before I do, I just need one piece of
information from you. All I need to know from you
and then we can put this baby to bed. Is whiter?
Wheat is your favorite?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
What do you mean white or weak?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I mean white or wheat? Which do you prefer, Sir?
I can also do sour dough, I think.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay. When you say bread, right, you mean money? Right?
You mean money like the bread you hear the music
on TV, like the word people use for money bread.
Are you talking about money? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry for the confusion. You must have thought
I was talking about cash. No, the company that hit you,
that's a delivery truck and did you know that one
of the things they deliver is bread? And I was
able to talk them into a lifetime supply of bread
for you and your family. You'll never go breadless again
for the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You did what? Oh? No, who you think you talking to? Well,
I this ain't no settlement, man. I don't know why
you been calling my phone with this. Man, I wanted
you to go out there and get me askual money bread, Like,
what's wrong with you? I pray, I pray to God
you ain't say yes to all of this because I'm
not saying to know.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, okay, so this phone call mark isn't going is
quite like I expected it to. I thought you'd be
very excited that as a representative from the insurance company
I was able to go to them and don a
lifetimes bread. And it's not going like I thought. But
uh so I did go ahead and sign all the

(03:22):
documents and approve it. So I don't think I can
go back to them now and ask for money.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hey, you know what, don't worry about it, because I'm
about the studio ass I'm begetting Bret. I'm getting money,
real brie from your insurance company, from you, from the
rest of your Like, now, what's your name again?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Pete, Pete, Pete? What? Because I'm coming after your job?
Is Pete?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What Eakins? So Pete Eakins is my name?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yes, Eichenstech Pete. Your name is Peter again?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, if you say it fastest Peedikins Petakins.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yes, Wow, your people is really named you Peterkin.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
No, they didn't, Actually, no they didn't, because this is
actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that was This is gonna be a very bad
thing for everybody. Was literally call the insurance company back
and go ahead.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
She said you got in a car accident with a
delivery vehicle and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Man. Look, as soon as I realized your name was

Speaker 1 (04:33):
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